Second the part about the 'passenger' modifying 'registration'.  Since the thing is still copper-colored, I was thinking about hand-hammering some copper fenders...that might look cool.

And kids are dang cute.  
Powdered Dougnuts = "Powered Donuts"
Restaurant = Resternont
Belly Raspberries, also known as Zerberts = Mouth Farts
Pork = Pig Meat

And evening prayers are hopefully decoded by the Deity, because I cannot understand the words he says, and I doubt he can either.

I don't know...  a hammered copper fender, several coats of clear lacquer -- would make chrome look tawdry.