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I can't make this stuff up...
06/21/16 at 09:33:14

South Fla is the tip of a big funnel bringing down nut cases of ALL kinds -

Woman, 85, charged with attempted homicide; no bail set

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/woman-85-charged-with-attemp...

Can't you people up north keep SOME of your nut jobs in state?

Must add this one-

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/state-regional/video-shirtless-florida...

I guess Texas comes in second-

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/national/fixer-upper-goats-shot-killed...

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Re: I can't make this stuff up...
Reply #1 - 06/21/16 at 09:50:25

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An 85-year-old suburban Boca Raton woman called police Monday morning saying she hadn’t seen her husband since the night before, when she had shot at him with a small pistol, deputies say.

Well, no s*it Sherlock. If my wife shot at me with a small pistol she prolly wouldn't see me for a while either Grin

I think there's a secret government program here in NY that rounds them folks up and sends them to Florida. Probably find out on the internet if ya know where to look.

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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 28642 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: I can't make this stuff up... Reply #2 - 06/21/16 at 09:54:15 She only shot him a little bit...
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Reply #3 - 06/21/16 at 11:45:11

So, only a little bit of the bullet went in.
It only went in a little ways.
Does that mean he only has a little bit of a HOLE in him?
Can ya even Have half of a hole in ya?

I shot my rooster several years ago. I guess I only shot him a little bit. I heard that Thump and didn't see him several days. He never snuck up and spurred me again. Hawk got him a few days after he started coming around again.
I wept
laughing
I think the hawk only killed him a little bit.

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old.indian Serious Thumper Offline Fighting Foreign Terrorism since 1492 Posts: 975 Central New Mexico Gender:	Re: I can't make this stuff up... Reply #4 - 06/21/16 at 12:00:48 " He never snuck up and spurred me again." I really DON'T want to know what occurred in the hen house that got that rooster so upset at JoG2...... (And I wouldn't put anything past a Texan.)
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Reply #5 - 06/21/16 at 14:33:27

Here where I live, like two blocks away, a woman was beating her husband over the head with a carpenters hammer. He tired of it very quickly and held her at bay with a .357 until the police arrived.

She told the police, he is 79 years old and she caught him banging the next door neighbor lady.

I am going to be a lot more careful since that happened as I see one of my hammers is no longer on the tool rack....LOL

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Reply #6 - 06/21/16 at 17:03:25

I got tired of being ambushed when I tried to feed and water that rooster, so I let it run free and I could put food and water down away from the crazy thing.
I was working on the bike, things had been cool, I saw him, he was acting all casual, I turned, went back to work, WHAM, two holes in my leg, right through the blue jeans.. I slapped it in the head with the hammer I was using, not hard, yes, Bot, just a little,, Blasted thing came back, I grabbed a 22 pistol and shot it as it was retreating into the underbrush. Didn't see or hear anything from him for days,,

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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: I can't make this stuff up... Reply #7 - 06/21/16 at 17:23:38 One of the local radio stations has a "Dumba** of the Day" segment which consists of news reports from around the country of stupid people doing stupid things. Nearly all of them usually come from Florida. Sorry to all the Floridians around here!
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Reply #8 - 06/22/16 at 05:32:04

JOG....I would suspect that most of the world has no idea what it is like to have a Rooster that attacks.

I grew up on a farm, and the chickens ran loose. We had a Rooster that would attack me on a regular basis. I can remember being about 5 years old, and sneaking around the yard so the Rooster wouldn't see me. I still can vividly recall one memory of having a stick in my right hand.....and peeking around the corner of the house to see if the Rooster was in the yard - and then running to the Plum tree in the yard and stopping to again scan for the "enemy".

And if the Rooster didn't get me......we also had a Goat that liked to butt me and knock me down. In retrospect.....I wonder how I ever got the courage to go outside!

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old_rider Serious Thumper Offline Backyard Bill Productions Posts: 3147 flordia panhandle Gender:	Re: I can't make this stuff up... Reply #9 - 06/22/16 at 05:42:40 When I was growing up it was mostly the banny roosters that had attitude problems on our place and we clipped their spurs. Worst things we had was a billy goat you couldn't turn your back on (until momma clocked him with a 2X4 one day) and a darn male goose. When a goose bites it twists it's head ! WOW it hurts!
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: I can't make this stuff up... Reply #10 - 06/22/16 at 05:45:45 A rooster can whip a five year old pretty good. The stick was a good plan, but not getting seen is much better. You paint a good picture, Courage to go outside.. You were definitely headed into hostile territory.
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Art Webb Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 3007 columbus, Texas Gender:	Re: I can't make this stuff up... Reply #11 - 06/22/16 at 07:52:04 Don't blame your Florida weirdos on us, they mostly behave until Fla has them a while
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Re: I can't make this stuff up...
Reply #12 - 06/22/16 at 10:17:53

old_rider wrote on 06/22/16 at 05:42:40:

When I was growing up it was mostly the banny roosters that had attitude problems on our place and we clipped their spurs.
Worst things we had was a billy goat you couldn't turn your back on (until momma clocked him with a 2X4 one day) and a darn male goose.
When a goose bites it twists it's head ! WOW it hurts!

we had a couple of turkeys patrolling the place
theyd meet the LDS' at the drive way and run them off

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Ed L. Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline "We All go a Little Crazy Sometimes" Norman Bates Posts: 2808 Sunny Florida Gender:	Re: I can't make this stuff up... Reply #13 - 06/22/16 at 15:35:41 Nothing like living in Wierd Florida, I've been here for 11 years and am always getting a good laugh. I think it has something about being closer to the equator and getting spun faster.
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