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Title: I can't make this stuff up... Post by badwolf on 06/21/16 at 09:33:14 South Fla is the tip of a big funnel bringing down nut cases of ALL kinds - Woman, 85, charged with attempted homicide; no bail set http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/woman-85-charged-with-attempted-homicide-no-bail-s/nrkDQ/ Can't you people up north keep SOME of your nut jobs in state? Must add this one- http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/state-regional/video-shirtless-florida-man-uses-bat-smash-windows/nrkHW/ I guess Texas comes in second- http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/national/fixer-upper-goats-shot-killed-chip-joanna-gaines/nrkGp/ |
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Title: Re: I can't make this stuff up... Post by oldNslow on 06/21/16 at 09:50:25 Quote:
Well, no s*it Sherlock. If my wife shot at me with a small pistol she prolly wouldn't see me for a while either ;D I think there's a secret government program here in NY that rounds them folks up and sends them to Florida. Probably find out on the internet if ya know where to look. |
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Title: Re: I can't make this stuff up... Post by Serowbot on 06/21/16 at 09:54:15 She only shot him a little bit... :-? |
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Title: Re: I can't make this stuff up... Post by justin_o_guy2 on 06/21/16 at 11:45:11 So, only a little bit of the bullet went in. It only went in a little ways. Does that mean he only has a little bit of a HOLE in him? Can ya even Have half of a hole in ya? I shot my rooster several years ago. I guess I only shot him a little bit. I heard that Thump and didn't see him several days. He never snuck up and spurred me again. Hawk got him a few days after he started coming around again. I wept laughing I think the hawk only killed him a little bit. |
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Title: Re: I can't make this stuff up... Post by old.indian on 06/21/16 at 12:00:48 " He never snuck up and spurred me again." I really DON'T want to know what occurred in the hen house that got that rooster so upset at JoG2...... (And I wouldn't put anything past a Texan.) :o |
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Title: Re: I can't make this stuff up... Post by KennyG on 06/21/16 at 14:33:27 Here where I live, like two blocks away, a woman was beating her husband over the head with a carpenters hammer. He tired of it very quickly and held her at bay with a .357 until the police arrived. She told the police, he is 79 years old and she caught him banging the next door neighbor lady. I am going to be a lot more careful since that happened as I see one of my hammers is no longer on the tool rack....LOL Kenny G |
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Title: Re: I can't make this stuff up... Post by justin_o_guy2 on 06/21/16 at 17:03:25 I got tired of being ambushed when I tried to feed and water that rooster, so I let it run free and I could put food and water down away from the crazy thing. I was working on the bike, things had been cool, I saw him, he was acting all casual, I turned, went back to work, WHAM, two holes in my leg, right through the blue jeans.. I slapped it in the head with the hammer I was using, not hard, yes, Bot, just a little,, Blasted thing came back, I grabbed a 22 pistol and shot it as it was retreating into the underbrush. Didn't see or hear anything from him for days,, |
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Title: Re: I can't make this stuff up... Post by Kris01 on 06/21/16 at 17:23:38 One of the local radio stations has a "Dumba** of the Day" segment which consists of news reports from around the country of stupid people doing stupid things. Nearly all of them usually come from Florida. Sorry to all the Floridians around here! :P |
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Title: Re: I can't make this stuff up... Post by Dave on 06/22/16 at 05:32:04 JOG....I would suspect that most of the world has no idea what it is like to have a Rooster that attacks. I grew up on a farm, and the chickens ran loose. We had a Rooster that would attack me on a regular basis. I can remember being about 5 years old, and sneaking around the yard so the Rooster wouldn't see me. I still can vividly recall one memory of having a stick in my right hand.....and peeking around the corner of the house to see if the Rooster was in the yard - and then running to the Plum tree in the yard and stopping to again scan for the "enemy". And if the Rooster didn't get me......we also had a Goat that liked to butt me and knock me down. In retrospect.....I wonder how I ever got the courage to go outside! |
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Title: Re: I can't make this stuff up... Post by old_rider on 06/22/16 at 05:42:40 When I was growing up it was mostly the banny roosters that had attitude problems on our place and we clipped their spurs. Worst things we had was a billy goat you couldn't turn your back on (until momma clocked him with a 2X4 one day) and a darn male goose. When a goose bites it twists it's head ! WOW it hurts! |
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Title: Re: I can't make this stuff up... Post by justin_o_guy2 on 06/22/16 at 05:45:45 A rooster can whip a five year old pretty good. The stick was a good plan, but not getting seen is much better. You paint a good picture, Courage to go outside.. You were definitely headed into hostile territory. |
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Title: Re: I can't make this stuff up... Post by Art Webb on 06/22/16 at 07:52:04 Don't blame your Florida weirdos on us, they mostly behave until Fla has them a while ;D |
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Title: Re: I can't make this stuff up... Post by thumperclone on 06/22/16 at 10:17:53 3D3E36203B363720520 wrote:
we had a couple of turkeys patrolling the place theyd meet the LDS' at the drive way and run them off |
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Title: Re: I can't make this stuff up... Post by Ed L. on 06/22/16 at 15:35:41 Nothing like living in Wierd Florida, I've been here for 11 years and am always getting a good laugh. I think it has something about being closer to the equator and getting spun faster. :D |
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