Oh, yeah, you can ask Eyore anything, but it's like asking Trumpedo, the Lyin' "King" himself--- he'll say lots of words. He has the best words. There will be zero pertinent information, though, 'cause he's just talkin' sh1t.

 This coming from someone that literally said he would lie on this forum.  Not in the past, that he would going forward.  

 It's easy to claim there is no pertinent information in a post when you refuse to look at any of the information.

How do you know I wasn't lying when I said I have lied?

 Nobody is lying when they say they "have" lied.  You said you would lie, which meant in the future.

 You don't need to defend or try to poorly manipulate any of this, it's just what you do.  Nobody cares.