Folks, let me tell you something. And you know this, because you’re smart people. The smartest. But they don’t want you to know. They don’t want you to see what’s happening. And what’s happening? It’s disgraceful. It’s an attack, frankly, on the very fabric of this country. And you know what I’m talking about. You’ve seen it. You’ve lived it. The American gas can—once the greatest gas can in the world—has been completely and totally destroyed by the radical left, by the bureaucrats, by the people who want to control every single aspect of your life. They want to tell you how to fill up your lawnmower, your dirt bike, your truck, your whatever. And it’s a total disgrace.
Because let me tell you—I’ve been around. I’ve seen gas cans. I’ve used gas cans. The best gas cans. Maybe more than anybody. People tell me, ‘Sir, you know more about gas cans than anyone!’ And you know what? They might be right! I’ve filled up dirt bikes, boats, mowers, trucks—you name it. And you know how much I spilled? ZERO. Not a drop. Not a single drop. Because we had great gas cans. Fantastic gas cans. And now? Now we’ve got these ridiculous, useless, so-called ‘safety’ spouts. Have you seen these things? Have you tried using these things? It’s impossible! You either spill half the gas trying to make it work—by the way, very bad for the environment, very bad—or you rip the whole thing off and use a funnel, which is what everybody does. Because we’re not stupid. The American people are not stupid.
And let’s talk about why. Why did they do this? Who did this? Was it some genius in Washington? Some bureaucrat who has never even touched a gas can? You know the type. Soft hands. Never worked a day in their life. Probably lives in a high-rise in New York or California. Terrible states, by the way. Just awful. No gas cans, no freedom, no nothing. Or maybe—maybe—it was China. Think about it. You ever see a Chinese guy struggling with a gas can? No, you haven’t. Maybe they sent these things over here to slow us down. To weaken us. Wouldn’t surprise me. And Joe Biden? He lets it happen. He’s probably got a team of experts helping him fill up his golf cart or whatever. He doesn’t care. Because he’s weak. He’s weak.
But when I’m back—when we take back the White House—we’re going to fix it. We’re going to ban these disgraceful, horrible, un-American gas cans. OUTLAWED. GONE. First executive order—maybe second, but very early. We’re going to bring back the gas cans that WORK. The real gas cans. The ones that made this country GREAT. No more spills. No more struggling. No more government telling you how to pour your gas. We’re going to take our gas cans back, folks. We’re going to make them strong again, make them beautiful again. We’re going to MAKE GAS CANS GREAT AGAIN!
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