Given all this gripe about Beyonce at some Harris event I figured I would share an experience here.

 So I saw her once about 10 years ago.  The reactions by young females, and males is by my opinion, and this is an opinion for anyone incapable of understanding what an opinion is, a bit over the top.

 I don't even recall exactly what we were doing but it was at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas and there was a easily a group of 100 humans in this lobby area.  I heard some commotion and then  multiple men in dark clothing walked up some stairs nearby and then this woman walked up, stopped near the top and waved then walked out of sight.  The whole thing took about 10 seconds.

 I swear they saw Jesus walk on water by the aftermath.  My friend, who was a 25 year old female, was shaking, it was very noticeable on her arms.  I asked her what was wrong and she said "Nothing, I just saw Beyonce."  I then stood on this metal audio box and looked out over the crowd and people were hugging, grasping onto each other, many in tears.  Literally just crying full on tears.  I think someone was having an asthma attack.  This could have been footage from 9/11 on a NY sidewalk.

 I've seen clips from Elvis, The Beatles, Motley Crue, Billy Idol etc. where crowds are going crazy, but being there, seeing these humans not just get excited, but be emotionally impacted to tears, dropping to their knees, holding each other - it was unhinged.  This is an opinion for anyone incapable of understanding what an opinion is.

I don’t understand that either. I’ve gotten one autograph in my whole life only because I happen to be wearing a Suzuki hat standing by a fence talking to the great motocross racer, Roger DeCoster. I don’t even know why, but I took my head off and handed it to him, and he signed it without even thinking. I would never wait in line to see a celebrity and I certainly can’t imagine feeling emotional.

I went to a Sarah Palin rally once years ago only because I got a new motorcycle and I wanted to get out and ride it and it looked like a good destinations. I can’t imagine going to a Trump rally and I don’t believe I would ever go to an inauguration. I’ve only been to a couple concerts in my life. A few weeks ago, my wife and I went to see Billy Joel and Sting, first time in 40 years I paid for a concert ticket, other than the local symphony and theater. I almost went to Reagan’s funeral, but that was just another one of those things he lets go on a trip.

Oooookay...
I played pinball with Isaac Hayes when I was 14

That voice is unearthly in person

What are we talking about?

Ha that's nothing,

I met Jannes van der Wal He was a Dutch draughts player. He became world champion, four times Dutch champion, four times rapid draughts champion He was in possession of the titles International Grandmaster and National Grandmaster.

Tis is him

I was 21 and It was in the congress building in The Hague I joined a simultaneous draughts competition where he competed against 20 participants.

He walked past every table where he thought for half a second except at my table, where he stood there thinking deeply for about ten seconds each time.
After ten rounds he came to stand in front of my table and knocked all my stones off the table in one go. With a smiling face he said I had you after your first move.

But anyway I can say that I played against a world champion draughts player.

Afterwards we talked about the election and he said that Harris was a very bad candidate and that he would always vote for Trump. But that's besides the point.

I'm thinking one of those Tall Tales is true.
I know For Fact one of them is total Muthafukkin Bullschitt..
We call that game checkers. I'm an easy kill.