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Invisibility cape
Yesterday at 00:26:00
 
Just wrap up and Poof! YerGone!!


If ya see one on Amazon, post a link.. I want one.

They scraped him up, bottled it and sold it as
Oil of Ole'
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Reply #1 - Yesterday at 11:45:37
 
Were you not Entertained?
I thought that was hilarious. And I can't watch America's Funniest.. Watching people do stupid stuff and seeing them fall Hurts me. But that bull coming out the gate steaming ahead and that dude on his knees, there one second, Gooone, the next,, too quick for me to even flinch.
Oil of Ole'? C'mon,, that's funny..

Anyone know how to find out how that worked out? Did he just get seriously plowed or did he get gored? Did he live?
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Reply #2 - Yesterday at 13:39:16
 
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Of all the people of this forum - you are the most likely to have a good idea of what the fellow heard/felt when the bull made contact! Shocked
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Reply #3 - Yesterday at 14:31:33
 
Well, in my ever so limited experience, if ya gitchyerass knocked out on contact, ya don't Feel anything until ya wake up. Then it's a combination of how old are ya, and just exactly what level of AssWhoopin was delivered. Last time I pissed off the EMT because I wouldn't be still. Until that one I never woke up and passed out again. I woke up from the impact,told the woman who ran over me
Don't let me get run over.
Raised my head to see if my wooden milk crate survived, then passed out from the pain. I think she thought I died. She got to the ER before I did. Anyway, the EMT wanted me to be still. Told him.   It hurts too bad. It was in the ambulance when I seriously ticked him off. He asked
Where does it hurt?
I ,through gritted teeth said
If my hair hurt,I'd hurt all over.
It took three shots of morphine before I could unclench my jaws enough to talk normally.
That guy? Just Watch how quickly he goes from
Now ya see him
Now ya Don't.
Even if he didn't get The Pointy end of the horns, he got a huge impact.
IDK why ,but I just don't FEEL the empathetic pain I feel watching some kid crotch out on a rail as his skateboard leaves the scene of the accident.
Is it his arrogance, putting himself on his knees, waiting for the bull to enter the ring?
IDK I totally don't get it. I can't think of another instance where I'm seeing someone get hurt that I don't reflexively look away and cringe.

Does anyone know how to find out if he lived?

Hey,Dave, I got one of those 1,000 peak amp jump boxes yesterday.
The 104 degree max temperature seems pretty specific. IDK if it's safe to toss in the car by the spare..
Thoughts?
I probably should have sent a PM.
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Reply #4 - Yesterday at 19:03:12
 
That cape was erased.
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Reply #5 - Yesterday at 22:49:25
 
Looked to me ,

To be

The HURT that keeps on HURTING !  
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I had a 1500 pound cow charge me like that once but it only had about 6 feet to get speed up .   I was able to catch the first contact being my palms on her EYES.   I stopped sliding when She quit pushing .  Then she  looked shocked , then she backed up a few feet , then looked around (getting her vision back) and freaked out running the other way.  
I don't ever want to do that again ...  but ... I did get her in the trailer and to the sale barn the same day.  Wink

I raised cows for about 25 years , so I've got a pocket full of them true stories.  Smiley
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Reply #6 - Yesterday at 22:53:53
 
Our only cape worthy member could only be Super Dave.    Roll Eyes
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Reply #7 - Yesterday at 23:01:52
 
Oh yeaa , Dave always knows what to do !  Wink

One look into a cows eyes and ya can know exactly what they're going to do next !
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