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08/13/24 at 06:51:06
 
Kamala is going to make Walz the motorcycle Czar.

       New requirements:

All rubber must have a date code less than 1 and a half years.

No handlebars over 10 inches higher than the navel of the person driving. Measured with both feet flat on the ground, sitting on the motorcycle.

No mufflers louder than 81 Decibels.  Measured at 6 feet away from point of exit.

No motorcycle, will be built in the USA, or imported from another country, that are rated over 600 CC’s.

Within four years, no Motorcycle over 600 CC’s will be issued any license plates in the USA.

No CHROME gas tanks.

        NOTE: All these changes are for your own good.


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Which is More TRUE, today, than yesterday.('06, S-40, Stock) well, mostly .
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Reply #1 - 08/13/24 at 06:58:43
 

 You forgot that all motorcycles will have no fewer than 4 tires on the ground at all times.
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Reply #2 - 08/13/24 at 07:39:24
 
Eegore wrote on 08/13/24 at 06:58:43:
 You forgot that all motorcycles will have no fewer than 4 tires on the ground at all times.


Oh Gosh,

CAN"T do that !!!

Demanding that a Motorcycle has 4 wheels,
would be a impingement on Freedom !!!!
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Reply #3 - 08/13/24 at 09:40:10
 
NO CHROME !!!!  
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Ludicrous Speed !... ... Huh...
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Reply #4 - 08/15/24 at 13:19:12
 
More,  NEW RULES,

(Which probably would  be proposed,
   by Walz.
Considering it is in line with his past history)


All Speed limits will be reduced to 55 MPH, for All  motorized Vehicles using Gas/Diesel/Natural or Compresses gas.
All Electric/Hydrogen motor Vehicles the speed limit will be 75 MPH.
All  Jet Airplanes will be Exempt from any fuel/speed requirements.

All purchases of any kind of a firearm, must go through a 90 day application and background check period.
During the first 30 days of the 90 days the applicant must provide a mental health affidavit, which shall be approved by the ATF.
Proof of Liability insurance will be presented within 60 days of the 90 days.
Liability Insurance shall be renewed each year, for a year or more at a time.
All Firearm, regardless of heritage, age, inheritance, shall be registered.
All firearms regardless of date of manufacture will be subject to all current requirements.
All BB guns, All Air Powered guns, All black powder guns will be added to the registering requirements.

All establishment selling any kind of knife, including ones designed to only be used in a kitchen, must be kept in a locked case.
All knife sales, whether made by a manufacture, wholesaler, retailer, or individual,  shall be accompanied with the name, address, SS number of the purchaser.

Any individual who is living in the United States, regardless if a citizen, making less than $42,000.00 a year will be eligible for free food, healthcare, clothing, and eligible for a mortgage/rent  payment up to $19,000.00 a year, depending on income.

Any individual who shows an income of $350,000.00  or more,  before deductions, will have a Tax payment on the total income without deductions, of 39.5%.

Any individual regardless of nationality and over the age of 12. Will be able to have a sex change operation, regardless of the view of any parent, sibling, or 1st generation relative.


Almost forgot,
All Motorcycle’s
 with Chrome gas tanks,
will be IMMEDIATELY Confiscated.



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Ben Franklin once said: "If you give up a freedom, for the sake of security, you will have neither".
Which is More TRUE, today, than yesterday.('06, S-40, Stock) well, mostly .
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