MnSpring
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Gotta dig out all those, 'LIMEY' Jokes !!!!!!
Here is a quick one showing the intelligence of a Limey and a Paddy. A Funny Joke ! Yet a joke the UL, DFI, Fairy Dust Sprinkling, WOKE Socialists will scream about. While turning their head when another person/s, Lies, Steals, Cheats, Kills, Maims, Blocks, etc,etc,etc, ... ... ... - - - - - - A farmer is out in his field minding his own business, tidying up the fence next to the road.
A posh limey comes gliding up in his Tesla.
The Irish farmer, Paddy, didn't hear the limey roll up so the limey honks his horn, startling Paddy.
"I say," asked the limey "does this road go to the Blarney Stone my good man?"
Paddy thinks about it for a second then replies "I do believe it is. Just keep on as you were..."
And the limey, with a screech of the tires, drives off.
Paddy goes back to his business. About 10 minutes later, the limey comes reversing back up the road. Again, because Paddy is busy, he doesn't hear him. Again, the limey honks.
"I say, my good man, there's a stream crossing this road. Is it safe to cross it in my Tesla?"
Paddy thinks about it, and thinks about it then says: "Aye, I should think you'll be fine.."
And the limey screeches off again.
Paddy goes back to his business, he's working away and slowly becomes aware of a sloshing, dripping, stomping sound getting louder. He looks up. It's the limey. He looks pissed!
"I say!" the limey blusters, "you told me it was safe to cross that stream."
"Aye, I did that."
"Well, I nearly drowned! That stream is deep enough to completely cover my Tesla!"
Paddy scratches his head.
"That's funny that. It only comes halfway up on the ducks!"
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