"... The child saw a movie, then ran around the house wanting to be a Pirate ..." !

So, cut off his right leg, and put on a wooden peg.
Cut off his left hand, and attached a hook.
Poked out an eye, and gave him a patch.
Then pronounced his pronouns are, ‘Arrr’ + ‘Matey’.

(Was on the web yesterday researching some things, and this idea came from another post)

Yep, cut off the third leg, and the boobs,
And YOU, (the government viva grants), will pay for it !
While the ‘cutters’ get get buckets of cash.

AND the UL, DFI FDS WOKE Socialists believe it is perfectly OK.
 (Because they have been TOLD IT IS)