Carabined to the seat?... Well thought.

Don't go over the bars.  

Everybody needs a hobby!

I prefer motorcycles that can't slice and dice.
(And have mufflers).

It should be illegal for some people to have access to a welder.  Just sayin'...

Did he ever actually Go? I got tired of it not long after the bag got finished getting shredded.
I wonder how much wind is trying to blow the rider off at fifty mph ..

for safety purposes, he wore safety glasses!!

Well, if you've never had your face in a blast of wind then you have never had air behind your eyelids. They flutter and make the cutest, tiny little fart sounds. All fine for the first few seconds but then it gets uncomfortable. Eyeballs dry out and eyelids make the Bad windshield wiper chatter,, it's awful, just awful.

Personally I can't hardly breathe when I try to stick my head out a window like a dog.