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Happy Pretend Insurrection Day!
01/06/23 at 04:06:12
 
How’s everyone celebrating?

It’s a new holiday so there aren’t historical traditions established yet, but that’s not a problem. Just pretend! All you gotta do is imagine years of family tradition and it’s real.

Decorate your house with wiffleball bats, rolled up newspapers and write out a list of todos after you and a few of your friends and neighbors take over the country. Be sure to pickup a few of those horned hats before they’re all gone.

Oh, and if you’re really into it, get a bunch of people together, take your niece out back, and shoot her. No worries! You won’t get prosecuted. In fact, no one will ever really know who pulled the trigger!

So Happy Pretend Insurrection Day America!
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Reply #1 - 01/06/23 at 05:12:07
 
 Only day of the year you can strike another human with a hockey stick, use bear spray on humans, hit them with a flagpole, and be considered "unarmed".  Unarmed assault with a hockey stick day.

 Pretend Insurrection Day is also Pretend No Weapon was Involved Day.

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Reply #2 - 01/06/23 at 06:29:13
 
If only the Germans knew all it took was few broken hockey sticks to take over the nation they could have saved a lot of lives….
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Reply #3 - 01/06/23 at 07:23:47
 
It's America's Guy Fawkes day.
Righty's can hang Mike Pence in effigy, and Lib's can burn tRump at the stake.

Not sure what you'll rhyme with January Huh
"Remember, remember the 5th of November"
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Reply #4 - 01/06/23 at 09:06:30
 
Eegore wrote on 01/06/23 at 05:12:07:
 Only day of the year you can strike another human with a hockey stick, use bear spray on humans, hit them with a flagpole, and be considered "unarmed".  Unarmed assault with a hockey stick day.

 Pretend Insurrection Day is also Pretend No Weapon was Involved Day.



Eegore, I never one time heard of antifa’s riot on Trump’s Inauguration Day described as an armed insurrection despite the fact they were trying to stop it but were held back by police. Same with the protest at The White House fence again where a left-wing army with sticks, stones,  bats etc… were held back by police.

The left wing media doing the work for the Democratic Party pushed the armed insurrection nonsense and you feel along in lockstep. Now, you can claim you don’t get your news from corporate sites, but show me where you called the protests at Trump’s inauguration an armed insurrection because the only difference was the police then didn’t let them pass
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Reply #5 - 01/06/23 at 09:07:10
 
Serowbot wrote on 01/06/23 at 07:23:47:
It's America's Guy Fawkes day.
Righty's can hang Mike Pence in effigy, and Lib's can burn tRump at the stake.

Not sure what you'll rhyme with January Huh
"Remember, remember the 5th of November"


No, it’s just January 6th.
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Reply #6 - 01/06/23 at 09:17:43
 
You brought it up
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Reply #7 - 01/06/23 at 13:10:36
 
"Eegore, I never one time heard of antifa’s riot on Trump’s Inauguration Day described as an armed insurrection despite the fact they were trying to stop it but were held back by police. Same with the protest at The White House fence again where a left-wing army with sticks, stones,  bats etc… were held back by police."

 I remember you saying that.



"The left wing media doing the work for the Democratic Party pushed the armed insurrection nonsense and you feel along in lockstep. Now, you can claim you don’t get your news from corporate sites, but show me where you called the protests at Trump’s inauguration an armed insurrection because the only difference was the police then didn’t let them pass"

 

 I never called Jan 6th an armed insurrection or agreed to that, I said a human being armed does not require a gun.  Humans that had objects foreign to their physical body enacting in physical contact with others were armed.  A man with a hockey stick is armed with a hockey stick.  You claim he is unarmed because an armed insurrection must use guns so "nobody was armed" on Jan 6th.  In order for a human to be armed on Jan 6th at The Capitol they must have a gun?

 I don't agree.  I think if you hit someone with a hockey stick, you are armed with a hockey stick, what "the news" calls the event it is irrelevant.  Nobody should be able to assault another person with an object and be considered "unarmed" by a court of law, or any other standard, because they were at The Capitol on Jan 6th and the news is trash.  You really think I should consider that man unarmed because the garbage news inaccurately called it an insurrection?  It wasn't an "insurrection" so that means as you put it: "nobody was armed"?

 Some humans were armed at the Capitol on Jan 6th and there is no reason there must be a gun in their possession for this to be true.  Calling another event an armed insurrection still will not magically make a human with a hockey stick unarmed.
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Reply #8 - 01/06/23 at 13:44:23
 
Guy Fawkes tried to blow up Parliament.
There were two bombs found on Jan 6 at rep and dem headquarters.
Fortunately they were found (still looking for the bomber)
Is a bomb armed? Huh
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Reply #9 - 01/06/23 at 14:21:45
 

"Is a bomb armed?"

 Not on Jan 6th specifically at The Capitol.  The bomb would need to have a gun to be armed.
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Reply #10 - 01/06/23 at 15:22:29
 
Let's start with the gun charges.

In April, 72-year-old Lonnie Coffman of Falkville, Alabama, was sentenced to four years in prison for bringing loaded guns, ammunition and Molotov cocktail ingredients to Washington on Jan. 6.

The weapons were found in his truck—parked less than half a mile from the Capitol building—which he left to attend a rally at the National Mall. A statement by the Department of Justice said Coffman "also carried a loaded handgun and a loaded revolver as he walked around the area that day."

In March 2022, 49-year-old Texan Guy Reffitt, was convicted (among other charges) for being unlawfully present on Capitol grounds while possessing a firearm and transporting firearms during civil disorder.

A Department of Justice indictment from January 2021 also states that Christopher Alberts, Maryland, was found carrying a Taurus G2C semi-automatic handgun on Capitol grounds on January 6.

Off-duty Drug Enforcement Administration agent Mark Sami Ibrahim, 32, was also indicted by a grand jury for bringing a firearm within the United States Capitol and its grounds.

In an article for Newsweek, Nick Suplina and Justin Wagner of Everytown for Gun Safety said they had identified "12 individuals allegedly tied to the events of Jan. 6 who were arrested in Washington, D.C., and charged with firearms offenses."

A U.S. Capitol Police intelligence division report also found posts on now defunct blog thedonald.win in the lead-up to Jan. 6, which, the report said, contained "several comments [that] promote confronting members of Congress and carrying firearms during the protest."

Further comments on the site included "Bring guns. It's now or never" and "Don't cuck out. This is do or die. Bring your guns."

But while there is clear evidence showing that firearms were indeed brought into the January 6 march, the underlying claim itself is somewhat of a red herring, because it implies that possession of firearms is somehow a condition for an insurrection.

American politics expert Professor Angelia Wilson of the University of Manchester, told Newsweek that insurrection is an act of violent resistance against a civil authority or government, that may involve any weapon or hand-to-hand combat.

"On January 6th, the act of using a crowd-control railing to hit those charged with defending the Capitol building is an act of insurrection," Wilson said.

"Had the protesters reached Vice President Pence, it would not have mattered if they used a gun or a noose, attacking the Vice-President is an act of insurrection.

"There is no doubt that protesters who violently attacked those defending the Capitol on January 6th were committing acts of insurrection."

On this count, there is also plenty of evidence that protesters were carrying other weapons and acted violently towards authorities.

Among the more than 800 people charged in connection with the Jan. 6 riot, more than 85 have been accused of using a deadly or dangerous weapon or causing serious bodily injury to an officer.

There were also the reports of pipe bombs found near the Capitol before January 6, though the investigation into who was behind them is still ongoing.

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Reply #11 - 01/06/23 at 15:27:07
 
And it's not over...

Shootings reported at homes, workplace of 4 New Mexico politicians
https://www.yahoo.com/news/shootings-reported-homes-workplace-4-083411893.html
All are Democrats. Police are investigating whether they are linked.
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Reply #12 - 01/06/23 at 16:20:18
 
Eegore wrote on 01/06/23 at 13:10:36:
"... I don't agree.  I think if you hit someone with a hockey stick, you are armed with a hockey stick, what "the news" calls the event it is irrelevant.  
Nobody should be able to assault another person with an object and be considered "unarmed" by a court of law, or any other standard, because they were at The Capitol on Jan 6th and the news is trash. ... "


What would you call a person shooting and KILLING another person, when their was ABSOLUTELY NO THREAT to the Killers life?

Put someone in Jail because they had guns in a truck in the parking lot.
And talk about it 24/7 for a YEAR now.

Yet ignore a person killing another person in cold blood.

    A-Yep.
       Got it !


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Reply #13 - 01/06/23 at 17:09:33
 
Among the more than 800 people charged in connection with the Jan. 6 riot


Excluding Ray Epps of course....................

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Reply #14 - 01/06/23 at 17:14:15
 
Serowbot wrote on 01/06/23 at 15:27:07:
And it's not over...

Shootings reported at homes, workplace of 4 New Mexico politicians
https://www.yahoo.com/news/shootings-reported-homes-workplace-4-083411893.html
All are Democrats. Police are investigating whether they are linked.


Your defenders of freedom, I think that’s what you’ve called antifa and BLM, have killed dozens. You tried to set a police station on fire after blocking the exits. Fuxking sit this one out.
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