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justin_o_guy2
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03/22/22 at 19:16:55
 
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MARCH 22, 2022
An old dude at the doctor’s office from Gary.

They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what is wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There is nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

“A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’

‘There’s something wrong with my thingy’, he replied.

The Receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.’

‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.

The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’

The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.’ The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’

‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. ‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’

‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter
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Reply #1 - 03/22/22 at 20:52:52
 
Grin ,   Grin Grin Grin

I've had that problem all my life !    Grin Grin Grin Grin

OK , who can pee out of your ear ?   Roll Eyes
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Reply #2 - 03/24/22 at 11:22:08
 
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Reply #3 - 03/24/22 at 12:18:52
 
I needed this today.  Thanks.
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Reply #4 - 03/24/22 at 17:05:42
 
I'm glad it mattered, I got a kick out of it.
I appreciate everyone saying Hey..
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