WebsterMark
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Global Warming was born 33 years ago. During a midlife crisis, she changed her name to Climate Change so she could slip into the middle of conversations a little easier. It made her easier on the eyes (and ears) so to speak.
Still after 33 years, you’d think I’d be able to personally detect this b!tche$ presence but try as I might, I can’t find hide nor hair of her. I keep hearing she’s everywhere but when I get there; she’s gone.
It’s like that story we heard in high school. There’s a brand new black Smokey and The Bandit TransAm for $500. 4 dudes OD’d in the woods and it sat there so long the car stinks but all you gotta do is replace the interior and you’ve got yourself a kick-a$$ car. But try as you might, couldn’t quite track it down.
Oh well, may she’ll show up before 50. She might be old but maybe she’ll be a MILF, let’s hope.
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