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Conservative Begs Doctor Before Dying Of Covid.
09/05/20 at 18:37:56
 
JACKSON, TN—Insisting through coughs that he refused to let the physician politicize his death, local conservative man Paul Welles reportedly begged his doctor Friday to “tell the world I also had asthma” before dying of coronavirus. “Tell everyone who will listen that it wasn’t coronavirus that killed me—it was asthma, and high cholesterol, and blood pressure!” the dying Trump supporter reportedly told the hospital staff between gasps for breath, demanding that they write down his cause of death as heart failure or respiratory issues.

https://local.theonion.com/tell-the-world-i-also-had-asthma-conservativebegs-...
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Re: Conservative Begs Doctor Before Dying Of Covid
Reply #1 - 09/05/20 at 19:32:32
 
eau de sauvage wrote on 09/05/20 at 18:37:56:
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Re: Conservative Begs Doctor Before Dying Of Covid
Reply #2 - 09/05/20 at 22:47:01
 
I Hafta admit to enjoying that
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Reply #3 - 09/06/20 at 04:38:25
 
Here you go buddy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion

To help you out even more, here are examples of other satirical publications: The Atlantic, The New York Times, Washington Post. There are televised satirical outlets as well, CNN, MSNBC and Meet The Press.

Your welcome.
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Reply #4 - 09/06/20 at 10:20:33
 

 He's referenced Onion parody before as a joke, I'm sure he knows what it is.
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Reply #5 - 09/06/20 at 16:24:38
 
Really?
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Reply #6 - 09/07/20 at 10:50:22
 
Eegore wrote on 09/06/20 at 10:20:33:
 He's referenced Onion parody before as a joke,

Can you reference the fact, that he knew 'Onion News',  "is a Joke" ?

I'm sure he knows what it is.


Can you reference the information of why you believe, that he knows ?
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Reply #7 - 09/07/20 at 22:06:21
 
Really?

Jesus of fcuk you people are so frickin stupid it's scary, the very fact that you think anyone, anyfcukingone could not tell that the Onion which is one of the most well known sites in the world, is satire, speaks volumes about how gullible you people are.

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Re: Conservative Begs Doctor Before Dying Of Covid
Reply #8 - 09/08/20 at 01:38:31
 
Yeah?
WHY did you post it?
You Knew it was Bullshit
But posted it anyway?
To accomplish what?
Intentionally take a swipe at yourself?
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Reply #9 - 09/08/20 at 07:05:51
 
justin_o_guy2 wrote on 09/08/20 at 01:38:31:
Yeah?
WHY did you post it?
You Knew it was Bullshit
But posted it anyway?
To accomplish what?
Intentionally take a swipe at yourself?


YEAH SAUVAGE,
Don't you know
The only BULLSH!T
That can be posted here

Are parroted TRUMP taking point
And memes saying IF this is true
Now who's the dumb liberal idiot?
No wonder you love sleepy
Basement Joe!!!


Oh nuts, please don't roast me for adding satire to this thread. This is clearly a very serious conservative forum.
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Reply #10 - 09/08/20 at 08:38:43
 
eau de sauvage wrote on 09/07/20 at 22:06:21:
Really?

Jesus of fcuk you people are so frickin stupid it's scary, the very fact that you think anyone, anyfcukingone could not tell that the Onion which is one of the most well known sites in the world, is satire, speaks volumes about how gullible you people are.



Naaaaa, I don’t think so. I think you’re just that stupid.
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Reply #11 - 09/08/20 at 09:00:46
 
eau de sauvage wrote on 09/07/20 at 22:06:21:
Really?

Jesus of fcuk you people are so frickin stupid it's scary, the very fact that you think anyone, anyfcukingone could not tell that the Onion which is one of the most well known sites in the world, is satire, speaks volumes about how gullible you people are.


Ohhh, WE know.
The question is, why You would think posting THAT article was something you'd want to do.
It certainly seems like something you'd WISH were true..
So, it looked like you posted that
Believing it to be true.
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Reply #12 - 09/08/20 at 09:22:25
 
eau de sauvage wrote on 09/07/20 at 22:06:21:
...  you people are so frickin stupid it's scary ...

What is, REALLY, Scary is;
the people that will vote for a,
'Ding-Dong and a Ho-Ho',

(That would be the people in THIS Free Nation,
that are Citizens, and can LEGALLY vote)
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Ben Franklin once said: "If you give up a freedom, for the sake of security, you will have neither".
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