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Re: solve the T/P shortage
Reply #30 - 03/23/20 at 10:10:20

MMRanch wrote on 03/23/20 at 09:51:06:

The Specialist

Its a movie about a wrongful death and revenge pertaining to said wrongful death. The getting out of hand thing ... I might have to see if its on Netflix ?

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In 1929, inspired by a carpenter named 'Lem Putt' from his hometown of Urbana, Sale wrote The Specialist, a play about an outhouse builder.[4] Because copyright infringement was widespread in Vaudeville, Sale enlisted the aid of two newspapermen to adapt The Specialist into a book. This enjoyed great success, and Sale spent the next several months responding to fan mail.

So get the book.

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Re: solve the T/P shortage
Reply #31 - 03/23/20 at 11:30:00

"The Specialist" was written by Charles Sale in 1929 or '30. It is the story of Lem Putt, the champion privy builder of Sangamon County, somewhere in the USA. Putt was at some stage going to complain to "Mr Sears Roebuck hisself" about thick cardboard pages in his catalogue. He also knew that, "if you placed the catalogue in the privy in January, you should be through to the harness section by June". He also advised to "dig her wide and dig her deep" to avoid re digging. If google isn't working, try putting "The specialist by Charles Sale" into You Tube, where you can hear the story narrated.

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Reply #32 - 03/23/20 at 13:23:52

Solve the TP crisis, wash your A$$ with hot water. Most Injuns know to do this, and do it with cold water, so ha. Already solved. More crap (metaphor) that we never ever would have had to deal with without stupid libtards.

Yea yea yea you need softer TP so your ass wont hurt as much …
We clean our A$$ with cold water …
If its not available, we clean it with a leaf.
If that's not available, we clean with newspaper.

Recycling at its finest, deal with it dumBa$$ libtards.

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norm92de Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 1180 El Paso TX Gender:	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #33 - 03/23/20 at 13:58:09 I spent a lot of time abroad and one thing about bidets I always used toilet paper. So they are just an extra step but don't save anything. A person is certainly cleaner.
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pg Serious Thumper Offline Posts: 5273 In Transit	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #34 - 03/23/20 at 15:12:32 No squares, no choice, CAMMANDO.... Best regards,
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Ruttly Serious Thumper Offline Thumpers Rule Posts: 4997 Manteca , CA Gender:	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #35 - 03/24/20 at 12:05:48 pg wrote on 03/23/20 at 15:12:32: No squares, no choice, CAMMANDO.... Best regards, Don't bite your nails !
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norm92de Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 1180 El Paso TX Gender:	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #36 - 03/24/20 at 12:19:51 One thing that has not been mentioned . Skid marks are a thing of the past.
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #37 - 03/24/20 at 12:22:30 Maybe not a Thing of the past But they are certainly Behind me.
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Ruttly Serious Thumper Offline Thumpers Rule Posts: 4997 Manteca , CA Gender:	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #38 - 03/24/20 at 16:48:53 What about wet lumpy farts ! ?
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Dave YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 17786 Camp Springs, Kentucky Gender:	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #39 - 03/24/20 at 17:46:45 Don't blame me.....I only copied and pasted it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_iBOg5OfBg
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #40 - 03/24/20 at 19:09:36 He sounds happy.. Got a donut.. I'm betting he's short one roll of T.P.
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Reply #41 - 03/29/20 at 08:00:11

norm92de wrote on 03/23/20 at 13:58:09:

I spent a lot of time abroad and one thing about bidets I always used toilet paper. So they are just an extra step but don't save anything. A person is certainly cleaner.

We have a bidet in one house, and a sprayer in the other house. I hate the sprayer, its cold as duck … but Injun style is water and hand - use your imagination. But, TP is optional in any case. Of late I have been using paper towel and throwing it in the trash. I also have used a towel and washing them.
Remember all the shiitee is gone by bidet or water and hand. You wash your hand after so its clean too. BTW you will soon regret having clumsy fingernails and we only use left hand - which is why Injuns get really mad when they see a person use their left hand to do things. Even if they are left handed. LOL.
Girls who are left handed get looked down upon when it comes time to getting married. My Maternal uncles wife was a leftie from a very very religious and superstitious family, and it was my grandpa's broad minded ness that welcomed her as his son's bride. LOL - I love that lady, she's awesome, so are her 2 kids - 1 leftie and they have been caring for my mom so well. They're better than my uncle (bless his soul - been dead 2yrs). Anyway, practice washing your a$$ with warm water and drying ti with paper or cloth towel. Trust me, you'd never go back. TP is a stupid invention.

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Re: solve the T/P shortage
Reply #42 - 03/29/20 at 09:28:39

Trust me, you'd never go back. TP is a stupid invention.

True , I had no idea what I had been missing out on. I saw the Clear-rear add on Facebook advertisement. One for $40 + $20 shipping ... or ... $80 for two w/free shipping. Well Yea ! I bought two for both bathrooms . while putting them in I found out one of them stuck out in the doorway. Embarrassed

Both of them are "Right-Handed" --- So I bought a "Left-Handed" one for one of the bathrooms.
So if ya buy one - then be advised which side is the "passage-way" in your bathroom ! Wink

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Its so much better and cleaner ! I still keep TP on the roll for my guest and to blow my nose on , I'm not sure having clear sinus is a good idea while seated on the throne but I'm sure having a clear-rear when ya get off the throne "IS" a good idea ! . Grin

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Re: solve the T/P shortage
Reply #43 - 03/29/20 at 09:37:33

MMRanch wrote on 03/29/20 at 09:28:39:

Trust me, you'd never go back. TP is a stupid invention.

True , I had no idea what I had been missing out on. I saw the Clear-rear add on Facebook advertisement. One for $40 + $20 shipping ... or ... $80 for two w/free shipping. Well Yea ! I bought two for both bathrooms . while putting them in I found out one of them stuck out in the doorway. Embarrassed

Both of them are "Right-Handed" --- So I bought a "Left-Handed" one for one of the bathrooms.
So if ya buy one - then be advised which side is the "passage-way" in your bathroom ! Wink

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Its so much better and cleaner ! I still keep TP on the roll for my guest and to blow my nose on , I'm not sure having clear sinus is a good idea while seated on the throne but I'm sure having a clear-rear when ya get off the throne "IS" a good idea ! . Grin

What sticking out the door ? how big is it maan ???

I got a bio bidet 3000 or 4000 or sumpin …
I actually let it do its thing, then help it with my hand.
Then the paper towel and/or TP finish off the job.
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MMRanch Serious Thumper Offline Evil flourishes if Good Men do Nothing. Posts: 5716 LYNCHBURG TN Gender:	Re: solve the T/P shortage Reply #44 - 03/29/20 at 17:04:56 Sticks out maybe 6-8" https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&id=C30A8C3CE70D8E469FB811A50... https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&id=E416C94488FDEFEE10A085240...
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