I just thought I'd write up something I have read on various craigslist posts over the years.
1. Make sure you have the crazy eye, and you have a leg that twitches, preferably the other leg. For example, the left eye and right leg, or even more effective (don't ask me how I know) right eye and the shifting leg …. aaaaaakkk I gave it up didn't I.
2. Keep going over and over "I want a bobber man …. I want a bobber man" and you need a "buddy" to negotiate the "deal".
3. Keep going over what you are going to do to weld the hard tail on and this and that to build your own bobber for nothin. Don't even listen to the seller, if he says it is a CB450, repeat to him its a Cee        bee       four fif       ty   - Trust me one fool has done this to me.
4. Make sure you're looking at a bobber already built and finished and ready to go while doing 1-3.
5. Make sure you use the phrase "you toalded me, you toalded me good"
6. Ask questions about electrical and why switches and buttons are not there that you expect. Headlight off/on, ignition off/on etc etc to run away from cops and go offroad where you out less air in the suspension and ride off road to get away from cops. Yes you need a button/switch for that.
7. If they say its got a jet kit in, let them know you will put another one in it, obviously 2 jetkits are better, obviously, if they disagree, right there - "they is stupid, and you toalded them" - oh yea someone has tolded me on this one too.
8. I want a bobber man, with crazy eye and twitching opposite leg before jumping in the back of pickup truck which your friend will drive away is also vital to let them know you're serious.

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Srinath.

raydawg wrote on 01/01/20 at 16:28:29:



Whaaaaa, I didn't realize I had to, in order to post on tall table.

I swear, I only compiled them, some were said to me, some others were craigslist stories about how they didn't want to hear it and yet others were on this forum, years ago.

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Srinath.

thumperclone wrote on 01/02/20 at 15:46:31:



Its just as retarded on par with tall table, not quite café level.
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Srinath.