Come on, Piedmont, Lancer just used to threaten to shoot them if they went to sleepwalking on him.
Me, I just use my axe to trim their toenails ..... 'cept I can't see that well in the dark and sometimes tend to take off a bit more than I had planned. <chunk>
MM, get him to show you all his toes and fingers ..... got him several times jest by accident.
Now you gotta get into the spirit of the thing, we ain't really trying to get cuddly wid ya ..... Step on you a little bit, mebbe, but that's by accident.
MM is the only one that ever got kissed on the mouth, and that was by Lilly, Dave's canine god daughter. Woke him right up, it did.
Following MM closely through tight curves has gotten more folks dinged than any other given reason, he is PLUMB DECEPTIVE in his big 'ol swoopy curve patterns. Dave is too, but
he never has to lean over and he rides upright through stuff everybody else needs to lean way over to get through.
You are picking a good trip to go on, because the wives are coming on this one and EVERYBODY will have to behave .....
I won't be going on this one as that "behave stuff" is against my basic nature ....