"Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early…"

"The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind."

"I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control."

"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."

"As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before."

"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian."

Serowbot wrote on 02/17/17 at 08:54:23:


I've considered it!