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Christmas Eve stampede
12/24/16 at 21:03:54

Me & the wife stepped out for a bite on Christmas Eve when we got home rounded the corner and there's twenty or so cows roaming the block ! Not all that uncommon here but usually it's one or two. Started a small stampede trying to get in the driveway & spread them out even further.
Now the local PD shows up and it figures they send the only 2 cops that are afraid of cows and one wouldn't even get out of his car. So got me a broom handle and started poking at them and got the street cleared of bovine and managed to get them bunched up just in time for the rancher to arrive home to finish the job !

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MMRanch Serious Thumper Offline Evil flourishes if Good Men do Nothing. Posts: 5837 LYNCHBURG TN Gender:	Re: Christmas Eve stampede Reply #1 - 12/24/16 at 21:34:54 Woooo ! Good thing they weren't reindeer ! Do you live in Tn. ? too !
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: Christmas Eve stampede Reply #2 - 12/24/16 at 21:53:37 Sounds like the malls at Christmas time!
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Ruttly Serious Thumper Offline Thumpers Rule Posts: 5108 Manteca , CA Gender:	Re: Christmas Eve stampede Reply #3 - 12/24/16 at 21:59:11 Yeah kinda was like the mall ! It made Christmas Eve a little fun. I just wonder if he's going to miss the one I got in the backyard. Mmmm Porterhouse Steaks n Burgers !
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jcstokes Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com is very useful Posts: 2119 Mauku New Zealand Gender:	Re: Christmas Eve stampede Reply #4 - 12/24/16 at 22:18:53 Surely American policemen pull a pistol, make the cow put its front legs over the nearest fence and proceed to frisk it?
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Re: Christmas Eve stampede
Reply #5 - 12/24/16 at 23:22:45

It was almost comical the big cop wouldn't get out of his car and said I don't know how to herd cattle and the other who was about 5'5" didn't want to even get close to a giant cow about 1100 lbs of soon to be ground chuck while I was poking it's ribs with a broom handle. Cattle just wanted that nice foot high grass on this side of the fence ! But they did handle traffic control for me ! Grin

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Re: Christmas Eve stampede
Reply #6 - 12/25/16 at 00:28:29

Shush she's asleep,off to the garage to do up some mods to my Mikuni vm36. First a double shot of Patron. Tear it down.shorten atomizer on the needle noxxle to 3 mm,remove air jet. Another double of Patron. Swap pilot jet 10 out and 12.5 in. Remove Dialajet and install Intelajet. Blow it all out and reassemble,check float level. Looks good I'll sneak it back on the bike in the am. Yup you guessed it one more double of Patron , after all it is Christmas Eve , HO HO HO Grin

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Re: Christmas Eve stampede
Reply #7 - 12/25/16 at 03:21:25

Ruttly wrote on 12/25/16 at 00:28:29:

Shush she's asleep,off to the garage to do up some mods to my Mikuni vm36. First a double shot of Patron. Tear it down.shorten atomizer on the needle noxxle to 3 mm,remove air jet. Another double of Patron. Swap pilot jet 10 out and 12.5 in. Remove Dialajet and install Intelajet. Blow it all out and reassemble,check float level. Looks good I'll sneak it back on the bike in the am. Yup you guessed it one more double of Patron , after all it is Christmas Eve , HO HO HO Grin

We had a little Carolans Irish Cream, similar to Baileys but smoother.
My wife made some good stuff to eat... she is so freaking good ! 😀

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Ruttly Serious Thumper Offline Thumpers Rule Posts: 5108 Manteca , CA Gender:	Re: Christmas Eve stampede Reply #8 - 12/25/16 at 09:00:36 Yeah my wife wasn't feeling well and she took a cold tablet that put her to sleep so I took advantage and took my Christmas cheer to the garage. 30 degrees last night so garage was a bit nippy but didn't seem to bother me or the Patron !
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: Christmas Eve stampede Reply #9 - 12/25/16 at 17:10:32 Ruttly wrote on 12/25/16 at 09:00:36: Yeah my wife wasn't feeling well and she took a cold tablet that put her to sleep so I took advantage... That's as far as I read at first. I had to go do something in the kitchen and then come back. Gotta get my mind outta the gutter!
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Ruttly Serious Thumper Offline Thumpers Rule Posts: 5108 Manteca , CA Gender:	Re: Christmas Eve stampede Reply #10 - 12/25/16 at 20:52:11 Must be something wrong we me , I went to the garage ! I still have to mount Intelajet control. Still waiting for another intake hose and another filter to arrive. I will eventually find the right intake setup ! Kris , I think that word "forum" messes with your head a bit !
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: Christmas Eve stampede Reply #11 - 12/26/16 at 14:41:14 I think this place is a little tamer!
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