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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28886 L.A. California Gender:	EPA moving in on major polluter! 09/19/16 at 12:22:50 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZeuZXzWAq4 https://www.yahoo.com/news/california-restricts-pollutants-cow-flatulence-die...
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Reply #1 - 09/19/16 at 12:32:31 But Brown said the mandates will lead the state to develop better technology and boost the economy. UhHuhh, I'm sure someone believes that. The same ones who believe a $15.00 minimum wage is a good idea.
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SavageMan99 Senior Member Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 391	Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Reply #2 - 09/20/16 at 09:10:38 darn, next I won't be allowed to drink milk.
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old.indian Serious Thumper Offline Fighting Foreign Terrorism since 1492 Posts: 975 Central New Mexico Gender:	Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Reply #3 - 09/20/16 at 10:06:09 A new state government bureaucracy ..... "Official Cow Fart Tester"....
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 28662 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Reply #4 - 09/20/16 at 10:26:59 justin_o_guy2 wrote on 09/19/16 at 12:32:31: But Brown said the mandates will lead the state to develop better technology and boost the economy. Opens a big market for industrial Beano...
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Dave YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 18099 Camp Springs, Kentucky Gender:	Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Reply #5 - 09/20/16 at 10:38:01 The world doesn't need anymore backpacks full of explosives! (Even if the cows aren't likely to detonate them in public places).
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Re: EPA moving in on major polluter!
Reply #6 - 09/20/16 at 10:47:06

justin_o_guy2 wrote on 09/19/16 at 12:32:31:

But Brown said the mandates will lead the state to develop better technology and boost the economy.

These "biomatter converters" will generate a new industry along side the current food industry. Solar energized methane collectors will reduce global warming emissions by a substantial amount. While the recycled gasses will be used for local power generation. And potentially compressed and used for transportation.

Now that's a Political movement we can all stand on! Huh

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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Reply #7 - 09/20/16 at 10:52:46 There are already places with large rubber covers spread over the crap, harvesting the methane, running generators. But cow farts? Ohh, grief, someone needs just stfu..
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Ruttly Serious Thumper Offline Thumpers Rule Posts: 5107 Manteca , CA Gender:	Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Reply #8 - 09/20/16 at 12:24:36 Now Hiring , Cow Fart Catchers , 15.00 Hr , Inquire within
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old.indian Serious Thumper Offline Fighting Foreign Terrorism since 1492 Posts: 975 Central New Mexico Gender:	Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Reply #9 - 09/20/16 at 12:51:34 Ruttly wrote on 09/20/16 at 12:24:36: Now Hiring , Cow Fart Catchers , 15.00 Hr , Inquire within Since it will be a California state government job, it will pay a lot more than $15 an hour. ( Can you say "nepotism" ?)
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Re: EPA moving in on major polluter!
Reply #10 - 09/20/16 at 14:53:58

Flatulence Amount Recording Technician
Motto: “California never smelled so good!”
I can see a whole bureaucracy being established staffed by FART technicians monitoring the Bovines. And think of the possibilities going forward once it’s institutionalized:
• Sheep FARTs
• Horse FARTs
• Pig FARTs
There will be trading of Fart credits on an exchange.
This is an opportunity to put all the out-of-work ,” in hock to their eyeballs” debited, college kids in a forward moving field with unlimited growth potential. The more their head are up their bums, the better they’ll be.

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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28886 L.A. California Gender:	Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Reply #11 - 09/20/16 at 15:06:35 And these technicians will be working out of Bovine Atmospheric Recovery Field Stations. BARFS 1, 2, 3 and up.
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SavageMan99 Senior Member Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 391	Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Reply #12 - 09/20/16 at 17:04:55 Can they put a cat on a cow? What size and how long would the pipe need to be?
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Ruttly Serious Thumper Offline Thumpers Rule Posts: 5107 Manteca , CA Gender:	Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Reply #13 - 09/20/16 at 18:33:55 There might be a black market animal fart methane! Or would that be a brown market ? My 7 lb Chihuahua makes enough methane to run a small engine that's for sure !
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Ruttly Serious Thumper Offline Thumpers Rule Posts: 5107 Manteca , CA Gender:	Re: EPA moving in on major polluter! Reply #14 - 09/20/16 at 18:41:09 As if the price of beef isn't already high enough , now they are going to stick us with a fart surcharge !
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