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EPA moving in on major polluter!
09/19/16 at 12:22:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZeuZXzWAq4
https://www.yahoo.com/news/california-restricts-pollutants-cow-flatulence-die...
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09/19/16 at 12:32:31
But Brown said the mandates will lead the state to develop better technology and boost the economy.
UhHuhh, I'm sure someone believes that. The same ones who believe a $15.00 minimum wage is a good idea.
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darn, next I won't be allowed to drink milk.
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A new state government bureaucracy ..... "Official Cow Fart Tester"....
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justin_o_guy2 wrote
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But Brown said the mandates will lead the state to develop better technology and boost the economy.
Opens a big market for industrial Beano...
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The world doesn't need anymore backpacks full of explosives! (Even if the cows aren't likely to detonate them in public places).
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But Brown said the mandates will lead the state to develop better technology and boost the economy.
These "biomatter converters" will generate a new industry along side the current food industry. Solar energized methane collectors will reduce global warming emissions by a substantial amount. While the recycled gasses will be used for local power generation. And potentially compressed and used for transportation.
Now that's a Political movement we can all stand on!
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There are already places with large rubber covers spread over the crap, harvesting the methane, running generators.
But cow farts? Ohh, grief, someone needs just stfu..
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Now Hiring , Cow Fart Catchers , 15.00 Hr , Inquire within
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Now Hiring , Cow Fart Catchers , 15.00 Hr , Inquire within
Since it will be a California state government job, it will pay a lot more than $15 an hour.
( Can you say "nepotism" ?)
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09/20/16 at 14:53:58
Flatulence Amount Recording Technician
Motto: “California never smelled so good!”
I can see a whole bureaucracy being established staffed by FART technicians monitoring the Bovines. And think of the possibilities going forward once it’s institutionalized:
• Sheep FARTs
• Horse FARTs
• Pig FARTs
There will be trading of Fart credits on an exchange.
This is an opportunity to put all the out-of-work ,” in hock to their eyeballs” debited, college kids in a forward moving field with unlimited growth potential. The more their head are up their bums, the better they’ll be.
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And these technicians will be working out of Bovine Atmospheric Recovery Field Stations.
BARFS 1, 2, 3 and up.
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Can they put a cat on a cow? What size and how long would the pipe need to be?
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09/20/16 at 18:33:55
There might be a black market animal fart methane! Or would that be a brown market ?
My 7 lb Chihuahua makes enough methane to run a small engine that's for sure !
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09/20/16 at 18:41:09
As if the price of beef isn't already high enough , now they are going to stick us with a fart surcharge !
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