Well, I did it. Laid the bike down.

Not that bad, though, really. I was in a parking lot, backing out of my space, downhill, and in a little curve. The bike simply got away from be backward and tipped over. I stepped off of it and I am fine. I see no damage to the bike. My nice soft saddlebag took the weight.  

I hope and pray that's my one time going down.  

Are you saying Mike hauls a Dagwood?

One time I was wearing some baggy white painters pants riding my 1971 BSA B25t Victor in San Mateo , CA with a cop behind me light went yellow then red, cop still behind and some how the kick starter was up my pant leg when I stopped went to put my right foot down and that motion was all it took, me & the beezer just fell over. After a short interogation & sobriety test I was on my way !

Yes I passed , but back then it was hit or miss if I could,those were the days !

Ah today

I ah

A little girl, friend of the daughter , pretty little thing, growing like a weed and SO clumsy it was fun watching her try to walk.
Rides her bicycle down, I saw her come up the drive, wisely,she rolls on to the grass, stops, and just freezes, no feet down, nothing, just Falls Over.. I , being so nice, didn't even laugh..

Ohhh, yes I did..
She asked
Plot Line questions while we were watching
Uncle Buck.
I hope she married a good man.

Just saying the kick starter lever was stuck up your pants leg was enough for a hilarious visual! It's no wonder you had to take a sobriety test!  

My first drop of a bike was at 0 mph. I pulled into the parking lot at work and my foot slid on some gravel and over a curb. The 6" drop was enough to get the bike leaning and over it went. Of course another coworker was pulling in at the same time and witnessed the whole thing. I think at that point I had only had the bike for a couple weeks.

I don't know if it counts but the bike also made it onto it's side a couple months later when the kickstand sunk into the ground and the bike tipped over. One of my friends came in and made a comment about a motorcycle being laid on it's side out front and I just assumed they were messing with me...until I went out and saw it a couple hours later. That screw up was enough to snap the end off of the clutch lever.  

This was all with a Suzuki GS500. After the embarrassment of falling over on the bike I was a lot more careful with the ZZR1200 that I ended up getting next. That bike had a lot of tip-over stories on forums from being so top heavy.

Daggum
Forward/ Reverse selector on the mower is just right for going up the back of the left leg on my shorts. That first step is Really short. Haven't flipping the mower over because of it though.