NEWS FLASH:

They both suck.

Wait. Maybe Hill don't. Or wont. Hence Monica. Might want to check with Bill.

O&S......

You are brilliant.
You might be wondering, WTF is he saying.
Fine, I will tell you then.
Your proclamation of both of them sucking made a bolt of lighting shoot from my last remaining brain cell to reveal the truth in what you said....
Or more to point,
the possibility that lie within your statement!

Since neither of them really have the wherewithal, to run the GREATEST country in the free world.....
It would be a shame to really elect one of them because the other is more screwed up, yes, a real bummer.....

So,

We shall put them to test, and since they both appear to be accomplished liars, cheats, and psychotic, a debate would prove nothing that we don't already know, well, most of us anyway.

So.....

A real test.

One of obvious nature where they can't hide behind their BS.

On TV, prime time, in November.....
All networks MUST air this event!

Both strip down to nothingness.
Yes, I mean buttARSE nekked.
Yes, it will be ugly, but remember, brave men and women gave their lives for this country.

Then, they approach each other with hugging.
If both can stomach that, then we move on to kissing.

If they both prove they can withstand that, then on to the next test.....

Oral sex.....

If both can deliver and hold on to their stomach and sanity, then on to intercourse.....
With each other.

If they pass that, bringing each other to their climax, then they both serve as co-presidents.

If one can't, they lose.

The nation will be stronger for it, for if we can watch this and not poke our eyes out or go insane, then it will prove how tough we are and any terrorist will be pissing in their pants thinking they could chop off a few heads and get us to cave....

Well?  

Wont work. After the show is over it still isn't going to be either of them two that actually got screwed.