Every thread shows I haven't read it..

No, not lately.. and I Think it's only here and TT.
I KNOOOW you did it, so, you just knock off that
I'm just a sweet little Muppet
act, right now, before I hire someone to come slice your strings..
You'll be sitting slumped in a corner, looking down at your fluffy little hands, WILLING them to Move, Ohh, Please, just a Twitch..
Ohh, the sadness, an immobilized Muppet moping , mad, miserable,

Mmmmwahhaahhaahha!