LOL... I'd ride the bike.... but "back in the day".... when I was first in the service, single and a "world traveler", if it was offered or implied, it was mounted. (and that goes for bikes too)
As I grew into my 20's I made rules... I finally settled on five, because I either got hurt (mentally or physically) or manipulated.
1. She cannot beat me in a FAIR fight.
2. She cannot outweigh me by more than 20lbs
3. She cannot be more intelligent than me
4. She cannot be so uncomely that I would have to bag her face
5. She must want, date, or have sex with only me.
and of course as I grew older yet still.... the rules became fewer....
1. She must want, date or have sex with only me... LOL
But the bike rule has always stood... if you offer, i'll ride it!!! It don't matter the make, model, or CC