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I seem to be,... ...mutating...
11/22/15 at 22:14:01

Gulp...

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No superpowers or anything,...but,... the hair in my ears and nose,... ...just keeps growing,...
I'm finding hairs on my lower back, and arms,... that I could braid...

I keep checking for bald spots on my head,.. ...to see if it's a mass migration... Huh

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If I ever do go bald,...
I can just quit trimming my eyebrows and comb it back...

I have enough hair clogs in my shower drain,... you'd think I have a herd of cats...
I don't even like cats... Undecided

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I may be the missing link... Huh

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Even my teeth feel furry... I just brushed!... Huh

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On the bright side,.. I must be burning considerable calories feeding all this...
Undecided

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TMI... right?... Undecided

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I just freaked out a little today,... when I saw a spider's thread on my arm,... blowing in the wind as I rode...
When I yanked it off... it hurt... Huh

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I may be a werewolf... Huh

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Ludicrous Speed !... ... Huh

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Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating...
Reply #1 - 11/23/15 at 05:30:22

Well, realizing the truth and facing it head on is the best advice.
All you can do is make the best of it.

Lemons = >= Lemonade

The more hair you have the fewer clothes you will need in the winter.

Don't think I'm making fun of you dude, because I ARE ONE TOO.

Every 2-3 months I need to take the hair clippers and go head to toe.
When I'm done there is a whole pile of stuff to sweep up.
My wife does my back for me, and other areas, or the whole thing if I'm in the mood.

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Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating...
Reply #2 - 11/23/15 at 06:27:22

I used to stop shaving a coupla months before drivers license time, hoping for a beard. I still can't grow a beard, but I can do the mustache/ goatee thing. I've had my goatee for about three years. Everything else, shaves easy, I see women with more arm hair.

When I was in boot camp I didn't shave. Of COURSE, Everyone Had to shave, I just slathered up, slid the razor around. , but the blade was in my foot locker.

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Ed L. Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline "We All go a Little Crazy Sometimes" Norman Bates Posts: 2808 Sunny Florida Gender:	Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Reply #3 - 11/23/15 at 07:05:20 Don't feel bad, I'm getting more hair on my ears and arms and less on my head. Don't think I'm loosing any, it's just moving around my body.
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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28886 L.A. California Gender:	Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Reply #4 - 11/23/15 at 07:39:29 You sure it's not a superpower? Do you find the alarm clock snoozed without you moving? Do wrenches appear next to you when you're wrenching? It's them hairs.
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Art Webb Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 3007 columbus, Texas Gender:	Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Reply #5 - 11/23/15 at 09:00:18 Lol I've always been a hairy bastard, it is getting worse as I age, even as the hair on my head is going away (it's mostly gone, on top, except a few stubborn survivors) I have an awesome beard now I've been letting it grow, folks are hinting I might be Santy Clause
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Dave YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 18099 Camp Springs, Kentucky Gender:	Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Reply #6 - 11/23/15 at 11:06:54 I am starting to grow thick nose hairs......next thing you know my nostrils will look like Caterpillars that have been turned inside-out!
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Ed L. Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline "We All go a Little Crazy Sometimes" Norman Bates Posts: 2808 Sunny Florida Gender:	Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Reply #7 - 11/23/15 at 13:42:11 I really hate long nose hairs, they get caught in beer can flip tabs and draw tears to my eyes when they get yanked out.
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gerald.hughes Serious Thumper ModSquad Offline FSO Posts: 1100 Tucson, Az Gender:	Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Reply #8 - 11/23/15 at 16:24:53 Simple really. It is just gravity. As you get older, the force of gravity pulls the hairs from your head and exits them out of your nose and ears. Don't know where the lower back hair is coming from. I know you don't have a mullet.
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gizzo Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiCabbage. It's Savage. Posts: 1318 Australia	Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Reply #9 - 11/23/15 at 22:02:14 I heard that as you get older, the skin on top of your head gets thicker. So the hair finds an easier way and comes out your ears and nose instead.......
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DesertRat Serious Thumper Offline I love rat bikes! Posts: 1569 Arizona	Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Reply #10 - 11/26/15 at 10:51:09 my girl calls the back hair "spiders", they grow legs in clumps! my buddy at school has ear hairs long enough to braid! and my "fur" has taken over, caveman style
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 28660 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Reply #11 - 11/26/15 at 13:37:47 I blame motorcycling,... I evolving follicular padding and windbreaks... ...
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Sonny Full Member Offline DeSoto, TX Posts: 224 Gender:	Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Reply #12 - 11/30/15 at 21:40:47 I got the ear and nose hair going on too, Serow. I think it is an evolutionary advantage. As we get older, there is more and more we don't want to hear and don't want to smell.
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thumperclone Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline PGR rider riding with respect Posts: 6068 Grand Junction Colorado Gender:	Re: I seem to be,... ...mutating... Reply #13 - 11/30/15 at 22:01:13 most things get better with age except bananas
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