Gulp...
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No superpowers or anything,...but,... the hair in my ears and nose,... ...just keeps growing,...
I'm finding hairs on my lower back, and arms,... that I could braid...
I keep checking for bald spots on my head,.. ...to see if it's a mass migration...
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If I ever do go bald,...
I can just quit trimming my eyebrows and comb it back...
I have enough hair clogs in my shower drain,... you'd think I have a herd of cats...
I don't even like cats...
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I may be the missing link...
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Even my teeth feel furry... I just brushed!...
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On the bright side,.. I must be burning considerable calories feeding all this...
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TMI... right?...
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I just freaked out a little today,... when I saw a spider's thread on my arm,... blowing in the wind as I rode...
When I yanked it off... it hurt...
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I may be a werewolf...
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