Here is the problem with most conspiracy theories...
They only poke holes... they never offer a more plausible explanation...
In fact, most are more absurd...
It is so odd that a guy would slit his wrists, wait a while, then climb a fence and walk a mile, then shoot himself...
So,... The MIB must have slit his wrists... then sat there and waited for him to bleed to death, so he couldn't get help... but it was taking too long...so then, they had a new idea, and walked with him bleeding for a mile, convinced him to climb a fence, and then they shot him...
And this makes so much more sense...
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