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prechermike
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You might be a rural preacher if . . .
03/05/15 at 12:31:47
 
Or maybe you might be a redneck if . . .

You go to put your waders on for a baptism and a shotgun shell falls out.

Happened to me Sunday.
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Re: You might be a rural preacher if . . .
Reply #1 - 03/05/15 at 13:03:23
 
hahaha the preacher at my church when i was a kid always just got wet along with his baptisees
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Re: You might be a rural preacher if . . .
Reply #2 - 03/05/15 at 13:14:03
 
Luckily all the rivers around here are dry most of the time.
and when they are wet you don't want to be anywhere near them.
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Re: You might be a rural preacher if . . .
Reply #3 - 03/05/15 at 13:27:32
 
prechermike wrote on 03/05/15 at 12:31:47:
and a shotgun shell falls out

I guess that is one way to get them to the river. Cool

Good hunting
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Reply #4 - 03/05/15 at 14:40:40
 
.... I got tears rollin' down my cheeks....   Roll EyesGrin Grin Grin
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Re: You might be a rural preacher if . . .
Reply #5 - 03/05/15 at 15:55:30
 
The shotgun shell could also be used in case a water moccasin decided it wanted to be baptized too.
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