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500 Days Till DOOM!!!!
05/14/14 at 10:43:32

Based on this new evidence, I concede that global warming is real and will destroy the world in 500 days:

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/french-foreign-minister-500-days-avoid-cl...

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Well, I’m very happy to be with John. There is no week without a phone call or a visit between John and myself, and we have on the agenda many items, many issues – Iran, because negotiations are resuming today; the question of Syria, and we shall meet next Thursday in London together; Ukraine as well; and very important issues, issue of climate change, climate chaos. And we have – as I said, we have 500 days to avoid climate chaos. And I know that President Obama and John Kerry himself are committed on this subject and I’m sure that with them, with a lot of other friends, we shall be able to reach success on this very important matter.

I mean, it's the French so it must be real, time to load up the credit cards and take a 2nd and 3rd on the house. Screw you student loans!!!

What will you do with your last 500 days on Earth?

On a side note: France is scheduled to host the "21st Conference of the Parties on Climate Change" in December 2015, about 565 days from now... Angry

My only chance to go to a hoitie toitie conference and it is scheduled after the world is guaranteed to be uninhabitable Angry

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Paraquat Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 2206	Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Reply #1 - 05/14/14 at 11:03:20 --Steve
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Dane Allen Serious Thumper Offline Carpe Diem!! Posts: 1217 Riverside, CA Gender:	Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Reply #2 - 05/14/14 at 11:18:03 Now that we only have 499 1/2 days left to live I find myself reminiscing about the better times. I'm gonna Miss JOG and Web and Sero and especially Versy.
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 28385 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Reply #3 - 05/14/14 at 12:46:34 No worries,... see ya' in hell... ...
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pg Serious Thumper Offline Posts: 5273 In Transit	Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Reply #4 - 05/14/14 at 14:00:44 Just curious, generally speaking what do atheists believe happens after you pass?
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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28780 L.A. California Gender:	Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Reply #5 - 05/14/14 at 14:06:48 pg wrote on 05/14/14 at 14:00:44: Just curious, generally speaking what do atheists believe happens after you pass? They'll have a party... sit around laying bets as to whether the religious base turd went up or down.
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shorty Serious Thumper Offline be careful out there gentlemen Posts: 547 southern NM Gender:	Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Reply #6 - 05/14/14 at 15:29:04 pg wrote on 05/14/14 at 14:00:44: Just curious, generally speaking what do atheists believe happens after you pass? worm food
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Dane Allen Serious Thumper Offline Carpe Diem!! Posts: 1217 Riverside, CA Gender:	Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Reply #7 - 05/14/14 at 16:37:27 To Sero I leave bequeath my SuzukiSavage.com account, the posts to be deleted at his leisure but not before 499 1/4 days from now....
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 28385 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Reply #8 - 05/14/14 at 16:42:10 Is this like a "Rapture" thing?,... I'll be the only one left?... Cool!... ...
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raydawg Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 11551 pacific northwest Gender:	Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Reply #9 - 05/14/14 at 16:49:41 He can have your bike, Uh..... who gets all the virgins?
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old_rider Serious Thumper Offline Backyard Bill Productions Posts: 3147 flordia panhandle Gender:	Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Reply #10 - 05/14/14 at 22:43:43 pg wrote on 05/14/14 at 14:00:44: Just curious, generally speaking what do atheists believe happens after you pass? Nothing... you die... end of story... But you can be an atheist and believe in reincarnation....cause god don't have nothing to do with that......
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Dane Allen Serious Thumper Offline Carpe Diem!! Posts: 1217 Riverside, CA Gender:	Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Reply #11 - 05/15/14 at 09:52:35 Serowbot wrote on 05/14/14 at 16:42:10: Is this like a "Rapture" thing?,... I'll be the only one left?... Cool!... ... The French guy didn't really cover that part...her was very specific about there only being 500 days and that he talks or meets with John Kerry every week but beyond that it's pretty sketchy...
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Dane Allen

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Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!!
Reply #12 - 05/15/14 at 09:55:41

raydawg wrote on 05/14/14 at 16:49:41:

He can have your bike, Uh..... who gets all the virgins? Kiss

Apparantly there won't been any government left to change the registration over...and there probably won't be any paved roads left...and all the bread will go back to the unsliced configuration. Wow, end of the world stuff is pretty depressing. Well, enjoy your 498 days left on Earth!!

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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 28385 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Reply #13 - 05/15/14 at 10:06:09 Sliced bread is overrated... I hope at least 1 of the 70 virgins is a good baker... Otherwise, what are you going to do, trapped for all eternity, with 70 women that never put out... Sounds like a lot of work for no reward... God's idea of a joke?...
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Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!!
Reply #14 - 05/15/14 at 22:54:10

Serowbot wrote on 05/15/14 at 10:06:09:

Sliced bread is overrated...

I hope at least 1 of the 70 virgins is a good baker...
Otherwise, what are you going to do, trapped for all eternity, with 70 women that never put out...

Sounds like a lot of work for no reward...
God's idea of a joke?...

Otherwise, what are you going to do, trapped for all eternity, with 70 women that never put out...

No, no , no,, Thats not how I get it at all,, Youre trapped with 70 wimmens who HAvent PUT OUT,, But will, now that theyre effectively married, Pretty sure Id hafta "triage" such a moment. Send each into a room to disrobe, go in, evaluate, put names in my notebook in order of " looks,,

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