No loping,... just a steady purr...
Just say "putt, putt, putt, putt, putt"... fast as you can...
Yer' bike should never sound slower than that...
Human males max out at 500 bpm gum flap...
(women, of course can go much faster)...
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(yer' not buying this, are you?)...
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(yer' not actually trying it, are you?)...
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Really?...
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