*Doctors viewpoint on the New Health Care Law*
   The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new
   health care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it,
   but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The
   Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
   Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
   Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a
   misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea
   shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
   Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the
   whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right
   through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing
   and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to
   swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a
   whole new face on the matter". The Podiatrists thought it was a step
   forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
   Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty
   Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the
   Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the
   assholes in Washington