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HondaLavis Senior Member Offline It's nothing personal; the other one came first. Posts: 451 Plano, TX	Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: 10/11/13 at 09:26:54 Just some guy ranting about how ridiculous the burrito was. BY FAR one of the most hilarious things I've read in the recent past. https://medium.com/comedy-corner/fd08c0babb57
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Dave YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 18097 Camp Springs, Kentucky Gender:	Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: Reply #1 - 10/11/13 at 09:33:41 Funny.....But now I have to go wash my eyes out with soap.
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 28644 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: Reply #2 - 10/11/13 at 09:50:40 I think I know this guy... he's the guy in the SUV behind me, that honks before the light turns green... ...
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justin_o_guy2

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Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Reply #3 - 10/11/13 at 10:23:12

Serowbot wrote on 10/11/13 at 09:50:40:

I think I know this guy... he's the guy in the SUV behind me, that honks before the light turns green...
Huh

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Well,, maybe hes already seen ya "In action" at a coupla other lites?
How long does it take to hustle that 3 cylinder car across an intersection, anyway? Maybe he just wants you to get a rollin start for when the lite does change..

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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 28644 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: Reply #4 - 10/11/13 at 10:43:31 It takes longer if you beep... ... ... a lot longer... ...
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: Reply #5 - 10/11/13 at 10:46:15 Ohhh, youre Obstinate! Gee,, I would never do that,, ohh no, not me,,
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 28644 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: Reply #6 - 10/11/13 at 10:52:02 Nooooooo I'm not... I'm pragmatic... ...
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: Reply #7 - 10/11/13 at 10:55:26 & no matter how that doesnt seem to be a definition/description that would apply to the situation, youre gonna stick to it?
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 28644 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: Reply #8 - 10/11/13 at 10:56:20 Yup...
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: Reply #9 - 10/11/13 at 11:04:19 MMkay,, You win, youre a pragmatist,, Youre just makin me use that word so Ill remember it, arent you? Ive been doin better!
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Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Reply #10 - 10/12/13 at 11:27:01

I bet he complained the week earlier about not having enough sour cream or something, and used the "F" bomb several times at the guy in the drive thru.

Drive thru server:
"Oh, I have to smile and let you belittle me and call me "f'n" stupid, but guess what, That salty taste in your burrito....is my own special whipped up cream for you.....now call my mother a stupid @$^@$% and say i'm @%$@ for brains again and i'll put some brown sauce in it next week...."

I never blow up at servers or waitresses unless they are cussing at me or being smart-ass. If my food is wrong I calmly say "that's ok, if you could just fix it, it will be ok, no, i'm not mad, why get mad about food? thanks (if its the waiter or waitresses fault, less of a tip, if its the kitchens fault, i'll say something to the manager or hostess on my way out.

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Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Reply #11 - 10/12/13 at 15:27:04

HondaLavis wrote on 10/11/13 at 09:26:54:

Just some guy ranting about how ridiculous the burrito was. BY FAR one of the most hilarious things I've read in the recent past.

https://medium.com/comedy-corner/fd08c0babb57

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Except for the cursing, I agree with everything he said. Grin

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Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Reply #12 - 10/13/13 at 08:09:59

It's not like he actually said it to some guy, so it's not too bad. I find a lot of humor in it because he's taking a situation that is agreeably annoying and blowing the entire thing out of proportion. In my eyes, the funniest jokes always seem to be based in the most ridiculous and exaggerated of scenarios. As for the language, it's all just part of the exaggeration.

Then again, I am a vulgar person. Been in the army too long. Undecided

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rextec YaBB Newbies Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 10	Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: Reply #13 - 10/22/13 at 15:10:48 I read this one before, its def good for a laugh!
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