>After  35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
When asked what  the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing
every problem they had  ever had in the years they had been married. On
and on and on: neglect, lack  of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,
feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire  laundry list of unmet needs
she had endured.
>Finally,  after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the
therapist got up,  walked around the desk and after asking the wife to
stand, he embraced and  kissed her long and passionately as her husband
watched - with a raised  eyebrow.
>The  woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The
therapist turned  to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs
at least 3 times a  week. Can you do this?"
>"Well,  I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on
Fridays, I  fish."
>

 

Dave wrote on 09/03/13 at 12:48:59:

Are you sure you want to be that quick to volunteer?  I'd at least want pictures to answer that very important "is she hawt?" question first.