THE OFFICIAL    TEXAS SHERIFF EXAM
A young Texan grew up   wanting to be a lawman.
He grew up big, 6'   2", strong as a longhorn and fast as mustang.
He could shoot a bottle   cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of   age, he applied to where he had only
dreamed of working: the   West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests   and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally
called him into his   office for the young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy said,   "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot.
So far your   qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call,
an "Attitude   Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted.
We just don't let anyone   carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service   pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said,
"Take this pistol   and go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens,
six lawyers,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
six Democrats,
and a rabbit."
"Why the   rabbit?"
queried the applicant.
"You pass,"   said the Chief Deputy.
"When can you   start  ?