"Maintenance?... Phooey!"...
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That was my best old Jewish guy imitation,... you have to be here to hear it...
"Phooey!"... "Vat is dat? You qvestion da' belt? Vat do you tink ve have da' belt?"... "is' no maintenance, none"...
"Is nodda' chain younno'?"...
"Maintenance,.. shmainenance"...
"You get on,.. you go... dat's it!"...
My apologies to all Jewish members... I watch too many movies...
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