SuzukiSavage.com - HUMOR (jokes and such!)

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Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!)
Reply #945 - 09/05/19 at 07:10:12

A blind man with a seeing-eye dog walked into a grocery store. They got down towards the center of the store and the man grabbed the dog by the tail and started swinging the poor dog around in circles with his arm stretched out above his head.

A very worried and perplexed lady ran over and asked him if she could help him with anything, and the man replied, "No mam, I'm just looking around." Grin

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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #946 - 09/05/19 at 07:19:54 That's Frikken hilarious..
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #947 - 09/12/19 at 11:15:06 Blasted Mondays anyway
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Reply #948 - 09/19/19 at 07:49:20

I'm posting this with a heavy heart...😔

As much as I love vintage motorcycles and collecting anything and everything related to them, it takes up too much of my time and I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics such as cleaning and helping out around my home, so something has to give. Therefore I have decided I will be getting rid of my life long collection.

Below is a list of what's available. Serious enquiries only please. Don't insult me with undervalue offers.

Thanks for reading and understanding.

1. Dustpan and brush

2. Sponges

3. Dusters

4. Mop and bucket

5. Window cleaner

6. Vacuum

7. Dishwashing liquid

8. Laundry detergent

9. Fabric softener

10. Laundry baskets

11. Toilet brush

12. Cleaning sprays

13. Scrubbing brushes

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Dave YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 17784 Camp Springs, Kentucky Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #949 - 01/18/23 at 04:24:59 This thread has been ignored for a few years. Post your jokes here.......we could all use a laugh now and then.
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TheSneeze Serious Thumper Offline Posts: 1201 Northern Nevada Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #950 - 01/18/23 at 07:49:15 Definitions
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TheSneeze Serious Thumper Offline Posts: 1201 Northern Nevada Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #951 - 01/18/23 at 07:58:13 You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel!
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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28752 L.A. California Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #952 - 01/18/23 at 08:10:59 TheSneeze wrote on 01/18/23 at 07:58:13: You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel! Dam, now I'll be singing that all day.
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zevenenergie Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 1224 The Netherlands Den Haag	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #953 - 01/18/23 at 08:18:24
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MMRanch Serious Thumper Offline Evil flourishes if Good Men do Nothing. Posts: 5716 LYNCHBURG TN Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #954 - 01/18/23 at 08:19:03 ? The trouble with one sided swing arms ?
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 28362 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #955 - 01/21/23 at 07:50:36
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #956 - 01/21/23 at 11:40:28 I'm seriously considering calling the Lost Chihuahua number.
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Reply #957 - 01/21/23 at 17:05:42

We live in a rural area, designated as an open range. At the gang mailbox, someone taped up a sign about a missing cat. Another person took a Sharpie and wrote on the sign to start checking the coyote crap in area... Harsh, but probably reality! So far we have had reports of coyote (packs), bobcat, mountain lion, and bear. If you let your pets outside without a leash, you are fooling yourself. Nature wins. EVERY TIME.

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Every twenty minute job is a stripped thread away from being a three day ordeal.

'87 LS650h Savage Street Tracker
'86 LS650g Savage (parts bike)
'81 Kawasaki KZ750e ELR tribute

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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #958 - 01/22/23 at 10:48:48 We live in the boonies. I've seen a buncha cats in the last 16 years. None lasted much more than a year. Between the hawks and owls and the occasional eagle, we also have cats that are a lot bigger than Sylvester.
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Dave YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 17784 Camp Springs, Kentucky Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #959 - 01/29/23 at 10:29:21 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWmJBeAxDbk
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