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Fred, Lived, ‘way back’ in the woods. And was locally known as a, ’substance’, hunter. Which means he, ATE, everything, he shot. regardless of season. (Just what he needed to live).
The, ‘old’, local, game warden, just let it be. Cause he Knew, when Fred, shot a deer, he got it, and ate it. Unlike the, ‘City’ folk that would come up, shoot 3, only take one home, because they never bothered to track the other two.
One day the, ‘local’ G.W. retired. In his place was a new, upstart, named, Ted.
Ted Heard about Fred, and was Determined to, ‘Get Him’.
So, one morning, Ted, snuck out to Fred’s Place, and hid in the weeds. Ted, Cold, Shivering, Hungry, hiding in the weeds since 3 AM. smelled coffee brewing, eggs and bacon frying, then, Fred, came out on the porch, and yell’ed: “ Hay Ted, Got ya a hot cup of Coffee, and fresh Bacon & Eggs for ya” Then set that plate & coffee on a table on the porch.
Ted, got out of his hidey hole, and ate the breakfast.
Several times, different days, and for years. Ted, tried to, ‘catch’, Fred.
Never could. EVERY time he tried, Evey thing, and Every way he tried, he had, a hot inviting breakfast waiting for him.
One day, Fred went to the, ’nursing home’. Ted Visited, Ted asked Fred: “How did you know I was out their”.
Fred said: “I made 2 breakfasts, EVERY day”.
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