A Husband and wife, went to their cabin on a lake.
One morning the husband got up early, took the boat out and went fishing.
He came in, cleaned the fish, put the bait away, and went Golfing.
About noon, (It was Such a Nice day)
The wife, took the boat out, anchored by a sand bar, and relaxed, reading a book and enjoying the sun.
Up drives, (in a boat of course), the local Game Warden.
He actually has to awake her, as she was taking a nap.
He said: “Mamm, could I see your fishing license”.
She said: “I wasn’t fishing, in fact I was taking a nap, and you woke me up”.
He said: “Does not matter, you have all the equipment to go fishing,
so I must give you a ticket”
She argued with him, to no avail.
After he wrote the ticket, she asked for his card, he gave her one.
Then she said: “Just so you know, I am charging you with RAPE”
He sputtered and stammered, and said: “No Way, I never even left my boat”.
She said: “Ah, but you have all the equipment to do so”.In reference to a recent thread.
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