It's been said that laughter is good medicine.
Laughter Physical Health Benefits are:

  Boosts immunity
   Lowers stress hormones
   Decreases pain
   Relaxes your muscles
   Prevents heart disease

Mental Health Benefits:

   Adds joy and zest to life
   Eases anxiety and fear
   Relieves stress
   Improves mood
   Enhances resilience

Social Benefits:

  Strengthens relationships
   Attracts others to us
   Enhances teamwork
   Helps defuse conflict
   Promotes group bonding

So let's have a laugh or two or more every now and then and make those around you wonder what's wrong with you.

I will start the gaiety off and rolling with these few tidbits of humor  :

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and rode his motorcycle across the country.
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "

Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."  

A mild mannered guy is sitting at the bar having a beer.  A bad ass hell's angle type biker comes into the bar sits next to him, grabs the guy's beer downs it and says "so whatchya  gunna do about that..huh.,"

Well the guy just starts to sob and cry.

The biker is taken back and says "hey man, come on I hate to see a grown man cry. It was just a beer"

The guy calms himself and responds " Well I got fired from my job today 6 months short of getting my pension, so I head home to tell my wife the bad news and find her in bed with the mailman, on my way out of the house my dog bit me on the leg for no apparent reason." He sobs a bit then continued "So I get in my car and decide to take a ride to clear my head, but my car starts smoking and died in front of the hardware store next door".

The biker looks at him with a sorry expression and says "Hey man let me buy you a beer"

The guy replies "well ok, but I'm gunna have to go next door again first to get more rat poison if I'm gunna try killing myself again"

An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.

She said: I want to keep my house.
He said that's fine with me.

She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said: That's fine with me.

She said: And I want to have sex 6 times a week.
He said: That's fine with me...Put me down for Fridays..

Since the bar has not been set extraordinarily high, I'll relay one from Click and Clack:

A monk went to the dentist.  Even though the procedure was to be fairly painful, the monk refused Novacain.  Why?  He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Linguists have discovered a new language spoken by a remote tribe in India that's understood by only 1,000 people.

It's called "tech support."

A trooper stops a 89 year old lady on an interstate for a tail light violation.
"trooper" mam, do you know why I stopped you?
"elderly lady" no sir, why?
"trooper" you have a tail light out, but first I must ask you, do you have any weapons in your car?
"elderly lady" um , yes I do.... I have a .38 in my purse
"trooper" really? ok, any other weapons?
"elderly lady" yes, I have a .45 in my console
"trooper" ok, anything else?
"elderly lady" yes, I have a 9mm in my glove box, with an extra clip
"trooper" really? do you have anything else???
"elderly lady" well, yes... I have a .25 caliber derringer in my garter belt
"trooper" oh my! .... Mam, just what are you afraid of with all those weapons ????
"elderly lady" Not a god darn thing!!!.....pardon my French...

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Bikers up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, and they are wearing T-shirts instead of robes; there's barbecue sauce and picante sauce everywhere, especially all over their T-shirts; their dogs are riding in the chariots, and chasing the sheep; they're wearing Dew Rags and Baseball Caps instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean, and their boots are marking and scratching up the halls of wisdom. There are sun flower seeds and hot wing bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing; they refuse to walk and insist on bringing their "Hogs" with them."
The Lord said, "Bikers are Bikers, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello --- hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this ... Hold on." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those darn Bikers have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."

A Blonde is driving down the highway in her Vette when she see's another Blonde sitting in a row boat in the middle of a field just a rowing like crazy.
She slams on her brakes and jumps out of the vette and screams at the second Blonde....
"It's Blondes like you that gives the rest of us a bad name! If i could swim id come out there and snatch you bald!"

How do you get rid of a blonde after haveing sex with her?
You open the car door!



Two Eskimos are walking across the ice and see something dark in their path.
First Eskimo says to the second, "Looks like dog chit."
First Says "Pick it up".
Second Eskimo says Eh?
First says "pick it up!"
Second says "Feels like dog chit.
First says "smell."
Second "eh?"
First, "SMELL."
Second, "smells like dog chit."
First, "taste."
second Eskimo, "EH?"
first says "TASTE!"
Second, "Tastes like dog chit."
First says,"Huh...must be dog chit. Good thing we did'nt step in it!"