old_rider
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Backyard Bill Productions
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Yup, cats are our masters...
We feed them, clean them, clean up after them, manicure them, make sure when they talk to us that we figure out what they want "cat: meow, meow? me: you want food? want to go out? want me to twirl the string again? (for the twentieth time)
And of course sit some where else with the laptop if the favorite chair changes to something we like to sit in.....and can't sit in no more.
And what we get in return is....
Numb butt while sitting in chair with cat sleeping in your lap, but hey you can hold yer pee a little longer so they can get thier beauty sleep!
Numerous bleeding scratches from the " I'm through playing with your hand now!" No more petting me!
Lost sleep when miss princess starts her " I'm now officially a mommy cat and need a man cat to make me stop howling" time.
Lost cash flow when miss princess and the four legged thing that tries to eat her every five minutes get into a tiff and sluggo looses with a shredded nose that calls for yet another vet visit.
But it all pays off when you are lying there in bed thinking "crap yet another dang day I got to go to work!" and miss princess crawls up on your chest and lays there sniffing your nose and starts the " hey you, I really do like what you do for me rumble, rumble, rub, rumble"
darn cat........just like a woman...... well almost......nope, just like a woman.....
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