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So its been pretty wet to do much ridin', but mailman called last night and I needed an adventure which he almost always provides.
The challenge, ride my zuki two towns over ( about 35 miles) and park at his newly acquired storage unit. Ride with him to yet another town, split up and each of us bring back a car to said storage units. Simple.
So I hop on the local interstate ( I-20 for WD) from Clinton to Brandon at dark thirty. Zero issues...love hitting the "waterworks curve" when traffic is light and you can kinda zoom a tad bit. I get to the storage unit and Mailman picks me up in his newest purchase. A 1986 Mustang GT convertible (car is for sale.. $1500). No suspension, that donut in the steering is all but gone, muffler sounds like a pack of HD's... ahhh mailman you never fail. So it back on I-20 and I-55 to Crystal Springs, to pick up the "other" latest car.. 2003 Mini Cooper. So where is the car? I ask. Its at Carols place... is his response... Carols place... Carol is nothing to mailman, she is his sister's mother-in-law... but they are all pretty close and very down to earth. So this place... Carol inherited it.. just a year or so ago. How???? Well the owner was her ??? sister??? something. What-ever.. her son murdered her and cut her up and buried her in the backyard. He then died ( OD, suicide.. don't remember) in the living room. Yeah.. that's where the mini cooper is. Sh!t..... Mailmans niece and the spitting image of her mother ( scary cute) is living there... Really??? So we arrive, in the rag-top unsteerable stang. Cooper all nice and tucked in, when mailman remembers.. "crap.. I forgot to bring a battery"..
And that's when we heard the first blood curdling female scream.... we both froze and listened... and more pitiful scream.. I said" Man that's your neice in there you better go check!" .. to which he replies.. aint never been in that house .. I aint going in now!" DUDE!!!! Mailman walks over the kitchen window to peek in.. and which we hear a female giggle... and then just female chatter... wtf??? finally I use mailmans phone to text his niece that we are here to get the mini.. Out comes his cute as a button 20yo neice in her shorts... "we heard screams" I say... oh yeah.. I am giving my best friend a wax..
really?
really?
We take the battery from the stang.. jump the mini, put the battery back in the stang.. and head home... The ride from Brandon back home is about 40 minutes.. I get in about 11:30... I am still laughing. Ahhh indeed mailman is always good for an adventure! ( and so is my zuki)
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