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The Italian Wedding Test
06/20/13 at 01:10:50
 
    ---THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
So we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,
wore very tight miniskirts, and is generally bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate, she never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over.
'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.

She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.
She couldn't overcome them anymore.
She told  me that she wanted me just once before I got married.

She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said.
"if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment.
Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lord And behold, my entire future family was standing outside,
all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
He said,
"Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family my son...
"
Kiss
And the moral of this story is:























































...always keep your condoms in the car...  Wink
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Re: The Italian Wedding Test
Reply #1 - 06/20/13 at 15:27:49
 
Only an italian! haha
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Reply #2 - 06/20/13 at 22:04:06
 
YOuve been posting some funny stuff lately,, that was a good one,,
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Reply #3 - 06/21/13 at 09:42:37
 
justin_o_guy2 wrote on 06/20/13 at 22:04:06:
YOuve been posting some funny stuff lately,, that was a good one,,


You guys have to thank my FiL (the real one  Wink )

He's 84 and can barekly see or hear but he's on the Net literally all day!

He keeps track of family in S.America, N.America, Middle East, Euriope, even the oddball who emigrated to Australia after "Brazil wasn't good enough"

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Reply #4 - 06/21/13 at 17:17:52
 
Heard a variation.
I like this one better, being Italian.  Cool


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Reply #5 - 06/21/13 at 21:44:43
 
LOL.. Thanks I enjoyed that very much. Smiley kim
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