justin_o_guy2
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What happened?
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East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.
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I had glued a bag of red paint behind the wrist, and after she had walked the row I jumped up and screaming at the top of my lungs and brandishing a huge carving knife, ran up and slit the wrist.
Pure genius!
IDK if what I did was performance art or not,, It took some "artwork" to set up & I had to perform to make it work. I found a small cardboard box, like maybe a necklace would come in,, It was gold, about 3" long &maybe 2" wide & just about an inch tall. I cut a hole in the bottom at one end, ran my middle finger thru it, placed cotton all around it, put some powder on it & ketchup on the end. I caught up to this Ohh so sweet cheerleader I was pretty good friends with & let her get in the lunch line, tray on the rails , picking her glop out.. I ran up, acting all excited & asked had she heard about the wreck.. NO,, what wreck?
Well,, there was a wreck last nite not far from my house! Wanna see what I found?
Brave girl she was, she agreed, so I raised my left hand w/ the box in it & slowly lifted the lid & showed her the finger. She leaned closer to see better,, thats when I wiggled it,,
Her screams brought teachers running from every direction,
When they saw me doubled over laughing, they knew Id pulled a prank & calmed down, I didnt get in any trouble, NOt even a talking to. TRy that today,,
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