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10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
06/01/13 at 10:15:29

1. My Savage is too powerful,.. how can I calm it down?... Roll Eyes

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2. Can I get a smaller gas tank?... Roll Eyes

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3. Do I look dorky on this tiny bike?... Roll Eyes

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4. How do I check my water level?... Roll Eyes

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5. How can I get more rear brake?... Roll Eyes

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6. Why is my engine hot?... Roll Eyes

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7. Where is my other cylinder?... Roll Eyes

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8. Do these bags make my butt look big?... Roll Eyes

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9. Where can I buy race gas?... Roll Eyes

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10. Oil?... Lips Sealed

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Ludicrous Speed !... ... Huh

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Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Reply #1 - 06/01/13 at 11:34:19

Will Goldwing seats fit on my Savage?

Can I swap my drive belt with the chain from my chainsaw or will that cut my pants?

What Suzuki color is the fastest?

Where is the best place to mount my 15 inch ported subwoofer speaker box?

Do the pine tree air fresheners hang from my rear view mirrors look tacky?

Does my air conditioning take the new stuff or can I use this old can of Freon?

What size snow chains do I need for winter riding?

Would it be funny to wave a pistol around when my bike backfires?

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Stangdude YaBB Newbies Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 17 Tucson, AZ Gender:	Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage... Reply #2 - 06/01/13 at 11:49:46 RatdogWillie wrote on 06/01/13 at 11:34:19: Would it be funny to wave a pistol around when my bike backfires? Actually made me laugh.
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage... Reply #3 - 06/01/13 at 11:58:39 Would it be funny to wave a pistol around when my bike backfires? Excellent! But,, to answer that, ME? Id say yes.. IUm sure there are many others who just wouldnt think so,
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Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Reply #4 - 06/01/13 at 14:22:36

Stangdude wrote on 06/01/13 at 11:49:46:

RatdogWillie wrote on 06/01/13 at 11:34:19:

Would it be funny to wave a pistol around when my bike backfires?

Actually made me laugh.

Nice list bot. When I shut down the S40, I would always form a gun with the index finger and thumb of my right hand and pretend I was shooting it. The backfire was easily timed. Got a few laughs at gas stations.

I had that thing tuned to give such a great gurgle when shifting. Darn I miss that sound.

Good hunting

Oh, maybe add "which way to the Interstate on ramp" to the list of questions not to ask?

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Dave YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 18099 Camp Springs, Kentucky Gender:	Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage... Reply #5 - 06/02/13 at 03:57:56 Can we stop and pee.....before the next gas stop.
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Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Reply #6 - 06/03/13 at 15:18:41

What is "Seafoam" and does it really work?

Why do Harley riders give me the stink eye when I complain about the $80 I had to spend on oil changes, repairs and maintenance last year?

Will Nitrous Oxide increase my MPG?

Can I bend a chain link fence post into an exhaust pipe?

How much Duct Tape will I need to completely wrap my exhaust pipe?

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rl153 Serious Thumper Offline S40 Just right! Posts: 906 Bloomfield,CT Gender:	Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage... Reply #7 - 06/03/13 at 18:07:04 yesterday,i rode past a cop,and the bike backfired cause i slowed down. i thought he was going to come after me,but he didn't.
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Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Reply #8 - 06/03/13 at 18:14:42

rl153 wrote on 06/03/13 at 18:07:04:

yesterday,i rode past a cop,and the bike backfired cause i slowed down. i thought he was going to come after me,but he didn't.

That actually happened to me once. The FireLizard backfired just as cop was getting out of his cruiser and ducked behind his door. I almost lost it from laughing so hard.

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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 28660 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage... Reply #9 - 06/03/13 at 18:14:58 Why does my petcock have no OFF...?... I bought a 3 into 1 header,... can I make it fit?... How can I convert my RYCA into a cruiser?...
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Trippah Serious Thumper Offline I ride, therefore I am. Posts: 2517 central Mass Gender:	Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage... Reply #10 - 06/03/13 at 18:55:19 oh, the black is the fastest. Proven many years ago, the white one fell off the pace. Translated from Japanese, the engineers said the white one gave up the ghost. No, really, that what it says in my black savage's owners manual.
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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28886 L.A. California Gender:	Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage... Reply #11 - 06/03/13 at 19:11:23 Dane Allen wrote on 06/03/13 at 15:18:41: Can I bend a chain link fence post into an exhaust pipe? Bend? I thought you wanted a straight pipe?
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Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Reply #12 - 06/03/13 at 19:18:26

Trippah wrote on 06/03/13 at 18:55:19:

oh, the black is the fastest. Proven many years ago, the white one fell off the pace. Translated from Japanese, the engineers said the white one gave up the ghost. No, really, that what it says in my black savage's owners manual.

have you ever seen a pink savage?
didn't think so cause that's the fastest color.

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Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Reply #13 - 06/03/13 at 19:55:48

verslagen1 wrote on 06/03/13 at 19:18:26:

Trippah wrote on 06/03/13 at 18:55:19:

oh, the black is the fastest. Proven many years ago, the white one fell off the pace. Translated from Japanese, the engineers said the white one gave up the ghost. No, really, that what it says in my black savage's owners manual.

have you ever seen a pink savage?
didn't think so cause that's the fastest color.

Oh you think thats funny do ya? My wife wants me to paint her's purple and put graphics of disney's "thumper" on the tank. Huh

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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28886 L.A. California Gender:	Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage... Reply #14 - 06/03/13 at 20:04:14 I've seen plenty of purple ones good choice of color for your wife... slow, docile.
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