sbrice54 wrote on 05/10/13 at 07:20:24:


In my experience, they already have a large, overbearing mass in orbit that deflect stray foreign bodies, such as myself. My orbit usually gets altered because as I get closer I can see the Skinny Chick has obviously been cratered alot and is not worth orbiting.

but the earth is a circle, sphere even, so stuff is falling to the ground all around it, do they all cancel each other out?

LostArtist wrote on 05/10/13 at 12:04:49:

According the Irvins Law of Shocking Electrics, electrons will always fall to ground (known in certain circles as earth ground) as long as the circuit is complete or short and the path has the least resistance measured Olms or Oh-M's (You must pick up one or the other though neither of them are to be what they claim and if you're lookin' to get silly, you better go back to from where you came). This is especially true when gravity fails and negativity won't pull then thru.The only variance in this law is when Protons are present and demand payment for sexual favors which is considered unlawful and subject to arrest. Arrested Protons create resistance which cloggs up the works and slows things down thus creating a more relaxed atmosphere. When the atmosphere becomes more relaxed and tensions dissipate, then motorcycling becomes a more pleasurable experience thus canceling out negativity. I'm positive.
(Now if you see Saint Annie, please tell her thanks a lot!)

Thats some pretty heady thinking!  You sure you guys are real bikers? Most bikers I know, think gravity is something you put on your mashed potato's!