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The last nickel...
04/08/13 at 09:02:58
 
THE LAST NICKEL... Huh...

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.  He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.  Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back.  The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.  Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.  After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.  Are you a doctor? "

"No" the woman replied.  "I'm with the I.R.S."
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Re: The last nickel...
Reply #1 - 04/08/13 at 09:27:25
 
Funny....but not the ending I expected.

I thought the father was going to swallow the nickels!
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Reply #2 - 04/08/13 at 10:07:13
 
Heard this one... you might want to update it a little... coughed up a nickle and 3 penny's.
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Reply #3 - 04/08/13 at 10:38:11
 
new to me ... and funny.
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Reply #4 - 04/08/13 at 10:42:32
 
Wont the IRS keep the third nickel ?  Grin

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Reply #5 - 04/08/13 at 10:44:14
 
No, they'd keep two and give you back a penny in change...
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Reply #6 - 04/08/13 at 11:11:04
 
I call fake! The IRS I know never let go of your testicles!  Cheesy
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Reply #7 - 04/08/13 at 17:18:00
 
Rogue_Cheddar wrote on 04/08/13 at 11:11:04:
I call fake! The IRS I know never let go of your testicles!  Cheesy



Or your nickels LOL   Cheesy
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Reply #8 - 04/08/13 at 19:22:19
 
ToesNose wrote on 04/08/13 at 17:18:00:
Rogue_Cheddar wrote on 04/08/13 at 11:11:04:
I call fake! The IRS I know never let go of your testicles!  Cheesy



Or your nickels LOL   Cheesy


Got that right :'( !
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Reply #9 - 04/08/13 at 20:59:48
 
Lady, Ill give you a dime to let go of my junk..
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Reply #10 - 04/09/13 at 04:26:11
 
justin_o_guy2 wrote on 04/08/13 at 20:59:48:
Lady, Ill give you a dime to let go of my junk..


Something you'd never hear me say  Wink
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Reply #11 - 04/09/13 at 06:42:20
 
And usually it costs more than that to have a woman pull on your junk.
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