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Re: Man, whats up with all the BS emails?
Reply #15 - 03/28/13 at 20:36:58

Yeah my emails are mostly facebook :re or oprah or ellen weightloss (I weigh about 150lbs, was down to 128lbs while on chemo) I need to gain weight!
I checked into some stocks and now I get "looking for alphas" from a stock guru. (i'll never use it)
And of course a bunch of sexy cheating housewives want to meet me, I hope they don't come over....my wife has a gun and knows how to use it.
And also some guys want me to buy thier "work from home" program, well I could sell that idea..."send me money and i'll show you how to get people to send you money" ...hmmmm maybe just start emailing everyone you find on facebook....it would probably work.

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Re: Man, whats up with all the BS emails?
Reply #16 - 03/29/13 at 05:19:51

Re: Russian Brides.
The teo reliable sites seem to be "bride.ru" "really nice ladies) and "loveme.com" (formerly known as "aforeignaffair.com") - with a very good search engine.

European spouses are... heh, OLD WORLD style, flair and cuddly homeworkers. (i.e. housewives)

Stay away from the orientals.

As for the rest, Nigerian widows whose departed husband was ambassador to Kuwait ...
USMC Captains with too much gold to handle in Kabul...
SouthAmerican Baptist preachers who have Jeezuz all over them, need YOUR help to administer all the money they can't STOP flowing in...
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Yeah, sure, let's hear another one...

The only one that had me really worried was a Cyprus-based scam artist who claimed he had SOLD me "Internet Services", real deal letter from an assumed "Legal Department"...
...just take on their gauntlet and allow the various ultimatums to expire, see how they "take your case to a court of law", they never do, they know they are in the wrong...

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Re: Man, whats up with all the BS emails?
Reply #18 - 03/29/13 at 07:12:07

European spouses are... heh, OLD WORLD style, flair and cuddly homeworkers. (i.e. housewives)

That must be the ones who stay in Europe... Most of the ones I've met stateside, married to friends who are current/former military, are at the least mean. Or frigid. Or can't cook. Don't/won't do anything except spend their husbands into the poor house...

Guess they've been assimilated... Grin

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