Serowbot wrote on 01/07/13 at 08:45:16: 
...
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He
marched straight up to the counter and said,"Hi. You know, I
just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll drive his 2011
Mercedes-Benz CL and he will supply all of your clothes.
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is
rather awkward, but you will also as part of your job description have to
satisfy her sexual urges. The daughter is in her mid-20's and has a strong
sex drive."
The guy in wide-eyed amazement said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said: "Yeah, well ... You started it."*
...
Y'know, I wont be wide eyed at any point in this process ...
Have you worked for a wealthy 20 yr old ?
Yea, its real work ... you have to listen to hours of vacous flak and pretend to be interested ? You have to drive for hours on end trying to find where she dropped her ear ring with directions like, go to where I threw away the movie ticket from skyfall ... and make a left turn where we saw the cat ...
I know, I have had to drive with directions like this ...
I have also been told 222 north, has nothing to do with 222 south. If we went somewhere on 222 north, we have to return on 222 north but drive the opposite side.
OK OK it was from a clueless injun 20 year old chick ... and I didn't actually do any of this. But I was thinking, thank god I dont have to do anything you say.
Cool.
Srinath.
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